Wooden leg insurance

markem · 05-21-2009, 10:49 AM

WOODEN LEG INSURANCE

A man and his wife moved back home to Texas from Louisiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Louisiana it cost them $2,000 per year! When they arrived in Texas, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.' The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Texas to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Louisiana! The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!'

Don Francisco · 05-21-2009, 10:53 AM

Lmfao!

Mugen910 · 05-21-2009, 11:01 AM

dunng · 05-21-2009, 12:20 PM

WildBlueSooner · 05-21-2009, 12:30 PM

I like it

05-21-2009, 10:49 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Wooden leg insurance WOODEN LEG INSURANCE A man and his wife moved back home to Texas from Louisiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Louisiana it cost them $2,000 per year! When they arrived in Texas, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.' The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Texas to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Louisiana! The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!' __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-21-2009, 10:53 AM	#2
Don Francisco Manufacturer/Retailer Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Lewis Location: New Jersey Posts: 172 Trading: (7)	Re: Wooden leg insurance Lmfao! __________________ http://www.donfranciscocigars.com/

05-21-2009, 11:01 AM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Wooden leg insurance __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

05-21-2009, 12:20 PM	#4
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05-21-2009, 12:30 PM	#5
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Wooden leg insurance I like it __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur