Semen-ship

OLS · 09-05-2012, 01:39 PM

I know some of you have seen this video today already. But I wasn't satisfied
with the video. I had to get rid of the fluff and get to the good stuff and also
slow it way down to see all the good violent face-slapping, water gulping,
sunglasses flying awesomenossity of it all.

Click the pic.

Definitely makes you want to put on a life jacket when boating with dudes
that shave their heads and put on dark glasses. In the original video, everyone
looks SO CONFIDENT and ready for fun. 5 of the 7 had to have injuries treated..
I know the blonde in yellow probably needed several stitches for her fat lip and
I KNOW she force-drank 10 gallons of water at least, lol.

Steve · 09-05-2012, 01:44 PM

Damn fortunate somebody didn't die!

Remo · 09-05-2012, 01:46 PM

Video is AWESOME.....the guy driving is a TOOL!!!!

N2 GOLD · 09-05-2012, 01:48 PM

Capton goes down very stiff...

mosesbotbol · 09-05-2012, 01:49 PM

I do not like going fast in boats... Boats like that should have seat belts (none do) and they should wear PFD's if they're going to be cruising at any kind of real speed...

OLS · 09-05-2012, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N2 GOLD

Capton goes down very stiff...

Yeah he is planking or something, lol. Looks like a total pass-out drunk when he goes down.
Hang on lemme upload the full speed clip.....HERE YOU GO

The REAL original is a bit longer, but I only included as far as dude in back thinking
"I'm gonna sit all relaxed-like on the stern and take it all in..." Then he sees his buddy
driving right over a big wake and thinks, "Nah, maybe I better get down."
Smartest guy on the boat. The guys in back all made out pretty decent, just a bunch
of big, flabby dudes bouncing around on each other. Nothing they didn't get plenty of
on any Wednesday night at University of Arkansas.

363 · 09-05-2012, 01:50 PM

Blondie took quite a beating

T.G · 09-05-2012, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

I know the blonde in yellow probably needed several stitches for her fat lip and
I KNOW she force-drank 10 gallons of water at least, lol.

Not to mention she was thrown into the control console hard enough to bend all of the throttle levers when she impacted them. You know that left a mark.

OLS · 09-05-2012, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

Not to mention she was thrown into the control console hard enough to bend all of the throttle levers when she impacted them. You know that left a mark.

OH 5HI+, SHE DID!, lolol. I swear I could watch it all day.

ANYONE coming in late, the second time I posted it is a LONGER, regular speed clip...

Remo · 09-05-2012, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

OH 5HI+, SHE DID!, lolol. I swear I could watch it all day.

ANYONE coming in late, the second time I posted it is a LONGER, regular speed clip...

Mouth smacks hard on the window also!

OLS · 09-05-2012, 02:01 PM

The blonde in the Purple suit did OK...She seems to only have smacked soft things.
Twice with the face to the padded seat and once to her friend's padded seat. My favorite game
is track the sunglasses. Just imagine if the purple suit girl had bothered to bend down and pick up
her glasses off the floor, she would have never seen it coming. And it appears NO ONE was ejected.
Unbelievable.

CigarNut · 09-05-2012, 02:05 PM

All I can say is "Wow!"...

Cigar Mike · 09-05-2012, 02:12 PM

"USCG's job security"

OLS · 09-05-2012, 02:12 PM

Actually, the more I watch it, the more it looks like the real injuries happened in back.
Some of those cats took 4-5 hard shots to the face, and not the soft, windscreeney
shots....they took full rear hull shots. And there is another woman, lol.

Jefft72 · 09-05-2012, 02:15 PM

Ouch! Any idea where that happened at? I am sure there is an associated news article. And I wonder why they would want to record themselves boating. I don't think I have ever thought that me driving a boat would make for entertaining viewing material, but then again I may lack some of the creative artistic skills that the fine folks in the video possess.

OLS · 09-05-2012, 02:30 PM

That happened at Lake of the Ozarks in MO.....the authorities had been urging persons
using the lake to be extra cautious due to several deaths at the lake recently....

Quotes from various articles....

"Although the driver was arrested for reckless and imprudent driving, no charges
were brought against him".

"They have warned families to take special care on the lake over the Labor Day
weekend when two people died and 10 people were injured last year."

kelmac07 · 09-05-2012, 02:31 PM

Ouch!!!!

688sonarmen · 09-05-2012, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Ouch!!!!

I'll say, the driver could be your skinny brother

OLS · 09-11-2012, 10:08 AM

HAHAha, of course it turns out many of them were from MEMPHIS, lol

http://www.wmctv.com/story/19506039/...s-viral-online

09-11-2012, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

HAHAha, of course it turns out many of them were from MEMPHIS, lol

http://www.wmctv.com/story/19506039/...s-viral-online

09-05-2012, 01:39 PM	#1
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Semen-ship I know some of you have seen this video today already. But I wasn't satisfied with the video. I had to get rid of the fluff and get to the good stuff and also slow it way down to see all the good violent face-slapping, water gulping, sunglasses flying awesomenossity of it all. Click the pic. Definitely makes you want to put on a life jacket when boating with dudes that shave their heads and put on dark glasses. In the original video, everyone looks SO CONFIDENT and ready for fun. 5 of the 7 had to have injuries treated.. I know the blonde in yellow probably needed several stitches for her fat lip and I KNOW she force-drank 10 gallons of water at least, lol. Last edited by OLS; 09-05-2012 at 01:46 PM.

09-05-2012, 01:44 PM	#2
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Semen-ship Damn fortunate somebody didn't die! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-05-2012, 01:46 PM	#3
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Semen-ship Video is AWESOME.....the guy driving is a TOOL!!!! __________________

09-05-2012, 01:48 PM	#4
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09-05-2012, 01:49 PM	#5
mosesbotbol That's a Corgi Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moses Location: Boston Posts: 6,171 Trading: (6)	Re: Semen-ship I do not like going fast in boats... Boats like that should have seat belts (none do) and they should wear PFD's if they're going to be cruising at any kind of real speed... __________________ Port Wine & Claret \| British Cars \| Welsh Corgi's

09-05-2012, 01:50 PM	#7
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09-05-2012, 02:01 PM	#11
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Semen-ship The blonde in the Purple suit did OK...She seems to only have smacked soft things. Twice with the face to the padded seat and once to her friend's padded seat. My favorite game is track the sunglasses. Just imagine if the purple suit girl had bothered to bend down and pick up her glasses off the floor, she would have never seen it coming. And it appears NO ONE was ejected. Unbelievable.

09-05-2012, 02:05 PM	#12
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Semen-ship All I can say is "Wow!"... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

09-05-2012, 02:12 PM	#13
Cigar Mike Thankful. Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Kingdom of Bahrain Posts: 153 Trading: (2)	Re: Semen-ship "USCG's job security"

09-05-2012, 02:12 PM	#14
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Semen-ship Actually, the more I watch it, the more it looks like the real injuries happened in back. Some of those cats took 4-5 hard shots to the face, and not the soft, windscreeney shots....they took full rear hull shots. And there is another woman, lol.

09-05-2012, 02:15 PM	#15
Jefft72 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Jeff Location: League City, TX Posts: 219 Trading: (2)	Re: Semen-ship Ouch! Any idea where that happened at? I am sure there is an associated news article. And I wonder why they would want to record themselves boating. I don't think I have ever thought that me driving a boat would make for entertaining viewing material, but then again I may lack some of the creative artistic skills that the fine folks in the video possess.

09-05-2012, 02:30 PM	#16
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Semen-ship That happened at Lake of the Ozarks in MO.....the authorities had been urging persons using the lake to be extra cautious due to several deaths at the lake recently.... Quotes from various articles.... "Although the driver was arrested for reckless and imprudent driving, no charges were brought against him". "They have warned families to take special care on the lake over the Labor Day weekend when two people died and 10 people were injured last year."

09-05-2012, 02:31 PM	#17
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Semen-ship Ouch!!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-11-2012, 10:08 AM	#19
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Semen-ship HAHAha, of course it turns out many of them were from MEMPHIS, lol http://www.wmctv.com/story/19506039/...s-viral-online