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Old 03-15-2015, 02:55 PM   #1
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Default Wife's Disappearance

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor,
Maine man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to
hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The
trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
wife's body in the bay."


"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What
could possibly be the good news?

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best
looking Maine Lobsters, that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized
Rockfish clinging to her.
Have not seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are
entitled to a share in the catch."


Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what is
the great news?"



The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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Old 03-15-2015, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old 03-15-2015, 03:28 PM   #3
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Old 03-15-2015, 03:31 PM   #4
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Old 03-15-2015, 04:02 PM   #5
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Old 03-15-2015, 04:09 PM   #6
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Old 03-15-2015, 04:10 PM   #7
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That's a good one....
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Old 03-15-2015, 10:34 PM   #9
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Nothing like lobstah!!!!!
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