You will never guess the ending

cjhalbrooks · 10-31-2012, 06:01 PM

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off,
and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,
(barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
'What the heck is going on here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the "****" out of a ghost.'

Happy Halloween!!

14holestogie · 10-31-2012, 06:06 PM

Brlesq · 10-31-2012, 06:21 PM

Dave128 · 10-31-2012, 06:28 PM

Nice!!!

10-31-2012, 06:37 PM

LoL good one...

kelmac07 · 10-31-2012, 06:55 PM

Savor the Stick · 10-31-2012, 07:02 PM

deadrise · 10-31-2012, 07:28 PM

Ogre · 10-31-2012, 07:30 PM

RevSmoke · 10-31-2012, 09:24 PM

That is funny.

BHalbrooks · 11-01-2012, 01:20 AM

Cory, this was hilarious

Malakai · 11-01-2012, 01:26 AM

Very nice.

iaMkcK · 11-03-2012, 08:33 AM

Ahhh that was splendid.

10-31-2012, 06:01 PM	#1
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	You will never guess the ending An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the "****" out of a ghost.' Happy Halloween!! __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

10-31-2012, 06:06 PM	#2
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: You will never guess the ending __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

10-31-2012, 06:21 PM	#3
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: You will never guess the ending __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

10-31-2012, 06:28 PM	#4
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: You will never guess the ending Nice!!! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-31-2012, 06:37 PM	#5
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You will never guess the ending LoL good one...

10-31-2012, 06:55 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: You will never guess the ending __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-31-2012, 07:02 PM	#7
Savor the Stick ~Loves the Lord~ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin, or just K Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Posts: 1,945 Trading: (67)	Re: You will never guess the ending __________________ Pastor K Please Support the Troops

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deadrise The Manhattan Project Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Reedville Virginia Posts: 1,001 Trading: (24)	Re: You will never guess the ending __________________

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10-31-2012, 09:24 PM	#10
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,844 Trading: (51)	Re: You will never guess the ending That is funny. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

11-01-2012, 01:20 AM	#11
BHalbrooks Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: B Location: Texas Posts: 1,122 Trading: (5)	Re: You will never guess the ending Cory, this was hilarious

11-01-2012, 01:26 AM	#12
Malakai Feeling at Home Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: John Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 795 Trading: (34)	Re: You will never guess the ending Very nice.

11-03-2012, 08:33 AM	#13
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: You will never guess the ending Ahhh that was splendid.