Jokes for Steve

cmitch · 01-05-2021, 09:55 PM

Wanna know what is 6” long and puts white stuff in your mouth?
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Toothbrush you perverts!

cmitch · 01-05-2021, 09:55 PM

What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common?

Wet noses.

Steve · 01-13-2021, 08:41 AM

bonjing · 12-19-2022, 06:47 PM

Read this on another forum

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithburg.

shark · 12-20-2022, 04:36 AM

cmitch · 12-31-2022, 09:18 AM

A couple on vacation to Hawaii were arguing about the real pronunciation of Hawaii. The husband argued that in native tongue it was Havaii. The wife insisted it was as it is commonly called, Hawaii. So they seen what appeared to be a local and husband asked him to clear up the argument. “Sir, would you mind clearing up an argument between us?” “Certainly,” replied the man. “Is Hawaii pronounced Hawaii or Havaii in native tongue?” “Havaii,” replied the man. With a satisfactory grin, he elbows his wife and says, “See! I told you so!” He turns and thanks the man for his help. The man replies, “You’re Velcome.”

icehog3 · 12-31-2022, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

A couple on vacation to Hawaii were arguing about the real pronunciation of Hawaii. The husband argued that in native tongue it was Havaii. The wife insisted it was as it is commonly called, Hawaii. So they seen what appeared to be a local and husband asked him to clear up the argument. “Sir, would you mind clearing up an argument between us?” “Certainly,” replied the man. “Is Hawaii pronounced Hawaii or Havaii in native tongue?” “Havaii,” replied the man. With a satisfactory grin, he elbows his wife and says, “See! I told you so!” He turns and thanks the man for his help. The man replies, “You’re Velcome.”

shark · 02-02-2023, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

A couple on vacation to Hawaii were arguing about the real pronunciation of Hawaii. The husband argued that in native tongue it was Havaii. The wife insisted it was as it is commonly called, Hawaii. So they seen what appeared to be a local and husband asked him to clear up the argument. “Sir, would you mind clearing up an argument between us?” “Certainly,” replied the man. “Is Hawaii pronounced Hawaii or Havaii in native tongue?” “Havaii,” replied the man. With a satisfactory grin, he elbows his wife and says, “See! I told you so!” He turns and thanks the man for his help. The man replies, “You’re Velcome.”

Acshually, "Havai-ee" or something similar.

01-05-2021, 09:55 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Jokes for Steve Wanna know what is 6” long and puts white stuff in your mouth? V V V V V V V V V V Toothbrush you perverts! __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-05-2021, 09:55 PM	#2
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Jokes for Steve What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? Wet noses. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-13-2021, 08:41 AM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Jokes for Steve __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

12-19-2022, 06:47 PM	#4
bonjing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,012 Trading: (39)	Re: Jokes for Steve Read this on another forum How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithburg. __________________ Be Excellent to Each Other - Bill & Ted

12-20-2022, 04:36 AM	#5
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,566 Trading: (0)	Re: Jokes for Steve __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

12-31-2022, 09:18 AM	#6
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Jokes for Steve A couple on vacation to Hawaii were arguing about the real pronunciation of Hawaii. The husband argued that in native tongue it was Havaii. The wife insisted it was as it is commonly called, Hawaii. So they seen what appeared to be a local and husband asked him to clear up the argument. “Sir, would you mind clearing up an argument between us?” “Certainly,” replied the man. “Is Hawaii pronounced Hawaii or Havaii in native tongue?” “Havaii,” replied the man. With a satisfactory grin, he elbows his wife and says, “See! I told you so!” He turns and thanks the man for his help. The man replies, “You’re Velcome.” __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.