Divorce vs. Murder

Col. Kurtz · 03-03-2010, 10:48 PM

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's
against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in jail!

All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You
CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now,
that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

MedicCook · 03-03-2010, 10:49 PM

Whee · 03-03-2010, 11:04 PM

Man, would I like to have that prescription.

Ranger_B · 03-03-2010, 11:07 PM

That is awesome. I must have gone to the wrong pharmacy.

G G · 03-04-2010, 08:29 AM

Haha

ucla695 · 03-04-2010, 09:27 AM

CasaDooley · 03-04-2010, 12:00 PM

Too funny!

kelmac07 · 03-04-2010, 06:38 PM

Nice!!

CBI_2 · 03-04-2010, 09:04 PM

03-03-2010, 10:48 PM	#1
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Divorce vs. Murder A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

03-03-2010, 10:49 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

03-03-2010, 11:04 PM	#3
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder Man, would I like to have that prescription. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

03-03-2010, 11:07 PM	#4
Ranger_B Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Frank Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,321 Trading: (31)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder That is awesome. I must have gone to the wrong pharmacy.

03-04-2010, 08:29 AM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder Haha

03-04-2010, 09:27 AM	#6
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder

03-04-2010, 12:00 PM	#7
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder Too funny! __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

03-04-2010, 06:38 PM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder Nice!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-04-2010, 09:04 PM	#9
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Divorce vs. Murder __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff