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Old 07-20-2011, 11:29 AM   #1
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Cigarettes are the perverse opposite of cigars:
Cigars are long, cigarettes are short;
Cigars are dark, cigarettes are white;
Cigars are thick, cigarettes are slim;
Cigars smell strongly, cigarettes are perfumed;
Cigarettes are for the lips while
Cigars are for both mouth and teeth;
Cigarettes never go out but burn up quickly,
While cigars seem to last forever;
Cigars are big brutes, cigarettes are as feminine as jewels.
Cigarettes are for chain-smoking,
Cigars must be smoked one at a time,
Peaceably, with all the leisure in the world.
Cigarettes are of the instant,
Cigars are for eternity.
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:31 AM   #2
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Nice!

Cigarettes are disgusting and cigars are delicious!
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:47 AM   #3
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Yea, I would take Cigars over a cigarette anyday. But I will agree with you Hotreds, great list.
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:47 AM   #4
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:52 AM   #5
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Cigarettes are disgusting and cigars are delicious!
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:54 AM   #6
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that's right!! used to be a cigarette smoker, but i chose cigars over cigarettes any day!!!
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:55 AM   #7
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BULLSEYE, winner winner chicken dinner...
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Cigarettes are the perverse opposite of cigars: (true)
Cigars are long, cigarettes are short; (not exactly true)
Cigars are dark, cigarettes are white; (true)
Cigars are thick, cigarettes are slim; (not exactly true)
Cigars smell strongly, cigarettes are perfumed; (perfumed? Not to me.)
Cigarettes are for the lips while (lips? lungs more like it)
Cigars are for both mouth and teeth; (teeth? how about the nose)
Cigarettes never go out but burn up quickly, (not true now that cigarette paper is laced with carpet glue so they will go out if unattended)
While cigars seem to last forever; (I wish)
Cigars are big brutes, cigarettes are as feminine as jewels. (somewhat)
Cigarettes are for chain-smoking, (true)
Cigars must be smoked one at a time,
Peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. (true unless you smoke a full culebra)
Cigarettes are of the instant, (true)
Cigars are for eternity. (again, I wish lol)
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:00 PM   #9
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I wonder if cigarettes were different back in the day before chemical additives & manufactured processing--when it was just a cowboy, some cured tobacco, and something to roll them in. Wonder if they were more akin to what we would think of as mini-cigars.
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:02 PM   #10
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I wonder if cigarettes were different back in the day before chemical additives & manufactured processing--when it was just a cowboy, some cured tobacco, and something to roll them in. Wonder if they were more akin to what we would think of as mini-cigars.
Yes, absolutely. They still can be that way if you roll your own with quality baccy. You can make your own carton for less than $20. I am firmly convinced that the tobacco doesn't kill like they say it does. It's all the crap (300+ chemicals and known carcinogens to manipulate the nicotine content) added to it that will do you in.

And as I mentioned in my other post, the carpet glue (fsc) added to the paper is mind boggling to me. There have been no studies or research on the effects of it. I get people in the store all the time complaining of massive headaches since they started it and now that they roll their own, no headaches, less coughing and less overall smoking while being more satisfied.

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Old 07-20-2011, 12:07 PM   #11
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and yet i still smoke cigs when im bored and driving somewhere. a cigar needs to much attention to do while driving.
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:09 PM   #12
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a cigar needs to much attention to do while driving.
Couldn't disagree more, bro.
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:14 PM   #13
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im a very safe driver. had my bouts and seen to much happen to people from not paying attention. smoking a cigarette, changing the radio, looking at the gps and drinking(water or juice) are the only things i will do other then actually driving. I cant touch up my cigar while i drive, i cant relax and enjoy the flavors. for me a cigar needs to much attention for for driving.

but then again i see people reading the newspaper or applying makeup while they drive. so maybe im just over cautious.
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Old 07-20-2011, 01:00 PM   #14
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im a very safe driver. had my bouts and seen to much happen to people from not paying attention. smoking a cigarette, changing the radio, looking at the gps and drinking(water or juice) are the only things i will do other then actually driving. I cant touch up my cigar while i drive, i cant relax and enjoy the flavors. for me a cigar needs to much attention for for driving.

but then again i see people reading the newspaper or applying makeup while they drive. so maybe im just over cautious.
I smoke cigars in the car a good bit and don't have many issues. I do tend to loosely follow this:

http://www.cigarmony.com/smokinginyourvehicle.aspx

Just cracking the windows is the biggest help, it reduces the burn issues and need for touch ups.
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Old 07-20-2011, 01:04 PM   #15
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thanks for the link just switching to real cigarillos(gotta find some good ones. as apposed to cigarettes. i have a habit of sitting back puffing and closing my eyes. not a good idea when driving.
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Your entire argument is now invalid.
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Cigars are 100% tobacco.

Cigarettes are not.
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Cigars are 100% tobacco.

Cigarettes are not.
Ah, but some cigars are not and some cigarettes are.
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Cigarettes are not.
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The white wrapper on the Cohiba cigarette is made of tobacco? I call
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