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Connoisseur of Pucks
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I just want to make sure everyone is up to date on their Canadian Temperature Conversions
![]() 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero - all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?" -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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MassHole
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Eh?
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Sounds like Minnesota, except the end statement is that Vikings win the Super Bowl.
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Adjusting to the Life
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I'm nuts for the place
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you betcha!
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Have My Own Room
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