Are you Asylum material?

markem · 10-15-2008, 03:26 PM

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

Dux · 10-15-2008, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vstrommark

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

LOL funny

10-15-2008, 04:24 PM

I thought bucket too... it sounded like great fun to get water every where.

CBI_2 · 10-15-2008, 11:20 PM

LOL! Oldie but still a goodie and props for thinking of it for the new form.

G G · 10-25-2008, 02:19 PM

Good one.

10-15-2008, 03:26 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Are you Asylum material? During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-15-2008, 04:24 PM	#3
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Are you Asylum material? I thought bucket too... it sounded like great fun to get water every where.

10-15-2008, 11:20 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Are you Asylum material? LOL! Oldie but still a goodie and props for thinking of it for the new form. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-25-2008, 02:19 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: Are you Asylum material? Good one.