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08-04-2021, 10:20 AM
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Heads up get down
Join Date: Oct 2010
First Name: Clayton
Location: NW Alabama by the river
Posts: 2,720
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Prostitute for 20 bucks
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.
They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman. “What’s going on here?” asks the officer. “I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.” “Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”
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08-04-2021, 12:26 PM
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Re: Prostitute for 20 bucks
LOL!
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08-04-2021, 12:37 PM
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Uncle Kitty
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Re: Prostitute for 20 bucks
Brilliant!
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"You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba. |
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08-04-2021, 03:47 PM
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Bunion
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Re: Prostitute for 20 bucks
They should get a cab, but it will cost $25, according to what I read elsewhere on this site.
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