The Rabbit

[shark]

A rabbit is hopping through the woods.

Hop! Hop! Hop! When he comes upon a giraffe.

Now, this giraffe is about to smoke some weed. The rabbit looks up at the giraffe and say, "Giraffe, don't smoke weed! Weed is a drug and drugs are bad, come running with me through the forest!"

The giraffe looks at the weed, then looks at the rabbit, then back at the weed.

The giraffe tossed his blunt aside and they go running through the forest together. Run! Run! Run! Hop! Hop! Hopping along.

Soon they come to a clearing with a sheep.

This sheep is about to shoot up heroin.

The rabbit says to the sheep, "Mr Sheep, don't do heroin! Heroin is a drug and drugs are bad for you! Come running with us through the forest!"

The sheep looks at the heroin, then looks at the rabbit, then back at the heroin.

The sheep tossed his needle aside and they go running through the forest together.

Run! Run! Run! Hop! Hop! Hopping along.

Soon they come to a clearing and in this clearing is a tiger.

Now, this tiger is about to drink a can of beer.

The rabbit looks at the tiger and says, "Mr Tiger, don't drink beer! Alcohol is a drug and drugs are bad for you! Come running with us through the forest!"

The tiger looks at his beer, looks at the rabbit and back at his beer.

He takes a claw and cracks open the beer and proceeds to carefully place it down beside him.

He gets up and walks over to the rabbit, lifts up a paw and starts mauling the **** out of the rabbit!

The giraffe and sheep are in shock.

And they scream, "Dude, what the hell!? He was just trying to help you!"

The tiger turns to them and growls, "Every time that damn rabbit does cocaine, I end up running through the damn forest!"

[Brlesq]

[Porch Dweller]

[icehog3]