For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...)

Steve · 04-23-2021, 09:17 AM

I am a Senager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne.

Life is great.

When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.

I don't have gray hair, I have "wisdom highlights."

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

retired · 04-23-2021, 09:35 AM

with your outlook on life as a retiree..you gonna love it.
"getting lucky"...I can relate to that one, lol

The Poet · 04-23-2021, 09:57 AM

What? What? Say again?

Porch Dweller · 04-23-2021, 10:33 AM

Get off of my lawn!

icehog3 · 04-24-2021, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller

Get off of my lawn!

CigarNut · 04-26-2021, 05:20 PM

04-23-2021, 09:17 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...) I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. I don't have gray hair, I have "wisdom highlights." Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-23-2021, 09:35 AM	#2
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Re: For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...) with your outlook on life as a retiree..you gonna love it. "getting lucky"...I can relate to that one, lol __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-23-2021, 09:57 AM	#3
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...) What? What? Say again? __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

04-23-2021, 10:33 AM	#4
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,382 Trading: (24)	Re: For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...) Get off of my lawn! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

04-26-2021, 05:20 PM	#6
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...) __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.