Wife having an affair

MajorCaptSilly · 09-28-2009, 09:34 PM

A man come home to work early and finds his wife in bed with another man:

Husband: What are you doing?
Wife: I've been having an affair with Joe for 2 years.
Husband: That's not very nice.
Wife: Why did you come home early?
Husband: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm getting the flu.
Wife: Why don't you go downstairs and I'll fix you some hot soup.
Husband: That sounds good. Do we have enough for Joe?
Joe: I just ate a sandwich.
Wife: You should have room for soup. It's vegetable!
Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry.
Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot.
Joe: Where did you put my pants?

MCS

SmokeyJoe · 09-28-2009, 09:55 PM

Oh... and any word on my pants?

joetownhound · 09-28-2009, 09:56 PM

Skywalker · 09-28-2009, 10:00 PM

This is the Jokes area!!!

smokeyandthebandit05 · 09-29-2009, 01:09 AM

huh?

MrOneEyedBoh · 09-29-2009, 01:18 AM

Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?

09-29-2009, 01:30 AM

I'm thinking the punchline is that fact that there is a lack of a punchline.

kelmac07 · 09-29-2009, 06:57 AM

Got me scratching my head too!!

MajorCaptSilly · 09-29-2009, 07:04 AM

I know! This is like the greatest joke ever!

MCS

Col. Kurtz · 09-29-2009, 08:30 AM

Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.

ade06 · 09-29-2009, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I know! This is like the greatest joke ever!

MCS

If you say so...

09-29-2009, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz

Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.

I'm still waiting for the day where a gun does anything violent. I have been watching mine for a while, and all they do is just sit there. They are so lazy, they actually make me operate them!

Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.

TheTraveler · 09-29-2009, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by dogface_313

Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.

My spoon will make me skinny ... it ran away with the dish.

14holestogie · 09-29-2009, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I know! This is like the greatest joke ever!

MCS

BarneyBandMan · 09-29-2009, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

Oh... and any word on my pants?

Yeah, I think it reads "SASSY"

Ha ha--no soup for you

icehog3 · 09-29-2009, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Joe: Where did you put my pants?

MCS

Wife: I used them to make the soup.

themoneycollector · 09-29-2009, 09:22 AM

A head scratcher, but the comments have been funny

MajorCaptSilly · 09-29-2009, 09:49 AM

MCS

09-29-2009, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

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Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry.
Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot.
Joe: Where did you put my pants?

MCS

This is some very dry, very clever stuff!! Classic misdirection!

Never-the-less, You are still to be considered a whackjob!! ....... and we like that about you!!

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Texan in Mexico · 09-29-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Wife: I used them to make the soup.

Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!

09-28-2009, 09:34 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Wife having an affair A man come home to work early and finds his wife in bed with another man: Husband: What are you doing? Wife: I've been having an affair with Joe for 2 years. Husband: That's not very nice. Wife: Why did you come home early? Husband: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm getting the flu. Wife: Why don't you go downstairs and I'll fix you some hot soup. Husband: That sounds good. Do we have enough for Joe? Joe: I just ate a sandwich. Wife: You should have room for soup. It's vegetable! Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry. Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot. Joe: Where did you put my pants? MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

09-28-2009, 09:55 PM	#2
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09-28-2009, 10:00 PM	#4
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09-29-2009, 01:09 AM	#5
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09-29-2009, 01:18 AM	#6
MrOneEyedBoh Hon. Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 953 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife having an affair Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?

09-29-2009, 01:30 AM	#7
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Wife having an affair I'm thinking the punchline is that fact that there is a lack of a punchline.

09-29-2009, 06:57 AM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Wife having an affair Got me scratching my head too!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-29-2009, 07:04 AM	#9
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife having an affair I know! This is like the greatest joke ever! MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

09-29-2009, 08:30 AM	#10
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Re: Wife having an affair Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do. __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

09-29-2009, 09:22 AM	#17
themoneycollector Nicotiana Tabacum Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hill AFB, UT Posts: 1,258 Trading: (108)	Re: Wife having an affair A head scratcher, but the comments have been funny

09-29-2009, 09:49 AM	#18
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife having an affair MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?