The Rude Parrot

CBI_2 · 11-27-2008, 09:07 PM

A young man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued...

...'May I enquire as to what the turkey did?'

Genetic Defect · 11-27-2008, 09:10 PM

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=4918

CBI_2 · 11-27-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=4918

Dooooh!

Missed that one already posted. Just taking a plagiarism lesson form Joe Biden.

Genetic Defect · 11-27-2008, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

Dooooh!

Missed that one already posted. Just taking a plagiarism lesson form Joe Biden.

congrats, this joke is still funny maybe I will post it tomorrow

CBI_2 · 11-27-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

congrats, this joke is still funny maybe I will post it tomorrow

Maybe we should take turns posting it every day and see how long it takes for the mods to tell us to cut it out.

Genetic Defect · 11-27-2008, 09:30 PM

qwerty1500 · 11-28-2008, 10:24 AM

Never hurts to repeat a good parrot joke ...

G G · 11-30-2008, 06:52 AM

oldie but goodie.

12-01-2008, 02:55 PM

funny!

12-01-2008, 08:28 PM

I almost posted it myself...can I take my turn tomorrow?

CBI_2 · 12-01-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LordOfWu

I almost posted it myself...can I take my turn tomorrow?

Sure why not. Let's see if we can get everyone to take a turn posting it.

12-01-2008, 11:12 PM

Where's Denton when you need him

11-27-2008, 09:07 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Rude Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.' John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued... ...'May I enquire as to what the turkey did?' __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-27-2008, 09:10 PM	#2
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: The Rude Parrot http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=4918 __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

11-27-2008, 09:30 PM	#6
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: The Rude Parrot __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

11-28-2008, 10:24 AM	#7
qwerty1500 Good thing I'm normal Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: One Particular Harbor Posts: 607 Trading: (0)	Re: The Rude Parrot Never hurts to repeat a good parrot joke ...

11-30-2008, 06:52 AM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,722 Trading: (10)	Re: The Rude Parrot oldie but goodie.

12-01-2008, 02:55 PM	#9
workinonit50 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Rude Parrot funny!

12-01-2008, 08:28 PM	#10
LordOfWu Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Rude Parrot I almost posted it myself...can I take my turn tomorrow?

12-01-2008, 11:12 PM	#12
RailRunner Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Rude Parrot Where's Denton when you need him