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1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).
2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine. 3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house. Better just wait outside till we get back. Cooter |
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very nice!
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Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.
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Have My Own Room
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I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.
It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me. |
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It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!
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Let us know if anyone can find a link that sells that doormat. |
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Fish On!
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Great joke!
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Heh, seen that before.
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