Man lives dangerously...

Steve · 02-18-2022, 06:29 AM

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

Porch Dweller · 02-18-2022, 06:39 AM

Tio Gato · 02-18-2022, 07:16 AM

Good one Steve!

icehog3 · 02-18-2022, 08:17 AM

Do I look fat in this thread?

markem · 02-18-2022, 08:35 AM

and that's how the fight started.

02-18-2022, 06:29 AM	#1
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02-18-2022, 06:39 AM	#2
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02-18-2022, 08:17 AM	#4
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02-18-2022, 08:35 AM	#5
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