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Old 10-25-2008, 03:00 PM   #1
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Old 10-25-2008, 03:12 PM   #2
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DUDE! Too Funny.
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Old 10-25-2008, 03:16 PM   #3
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That's some good ch*t right there!!
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Old 10-25-2008, 03:25 PM   #4
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nice rack!!
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Old 10-25-2008, 04:38 PM   #5
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Al & Old Sailor will hate you for this
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Old 10-25-2008, 05:01 PM   #6
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Good one Rob. Ok guys. Hands up if you saved this to your PC and tried zooming in.
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Old 10-25-2008, 06:00 PM   #7
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Great one Rob.
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Old 10-25-2008, 06:04 PM   #8
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This is good! I'm getting my eyes examined on monday. Obviouosly I'm not seeing as well as I use to.
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Old 10-25-2008, 06:09 PM   #9
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This is good! I'm getting my eyes examined on monday. Obviouosly I'm not seeing as well as I use to.
Me too! I have a 1:00 PM appointment!

Rob, I'll remember this... You mind reading sasnfrasn...
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Old 10-26-2008, 01:14 PM   #10
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Good one Rob. Ok guys. Hands up if you saved this to your PC and tried zooming in.
(as close as I could find to something raising it's hand)
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:10 AM   #11
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Who is the oldest member on CA? (most experienced)
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:49 AM   #12
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Who is the oldest member on CA? (most experienced)
Might be me, but if it's not, I'm close to it...and btw, I got down to the thrid line and couldn't see the other three even WITH my reading glasses on...no fair...
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:31 AM   #13
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Good one Rob. Ok guys. Hands up if you saved this to your PC and tried zooming in.
I'll save it when I get home.
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:59 AM   #14
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nice rack!!
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:05 PM   #15
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Don't believe I'm the oldes.... most experienced but will admit @ 49 probably olde.... more experienced than a few.
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Old 10-31-2008, 07:44 PM   #16
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Funny Rob.
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Old 11-01-2008, 08:41 AM   #17
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Hate to ruin it for you guys, but she has a horrible casw of butt acne in the last few pictures
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:19 PM   #18
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Programs -> Accessories -> Accessibility -> Magnifier


Us old guys may be blind - but we are not stupid -


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Old 11-08-2008, 08:42 PM   #19
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Hate to ruin it for you guys, but she has a horrible casw of butt acne in the last few pictures
What game to play, CONNECT THE DOTS or Squirt gun?
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Old 11-08-2008, 09:02 PM   #20
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I'm almost 30. I guess I'm old, b/c it was cruel to me


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