The Garden Tale

MajorCaptSilly · 04-11-2010, 01:11 PM

An older gentleman was working in his garden on a beautiful, sunny day. His neighbor, a woman of a similar age was also working on her garden. Both were widowed and both were quite shy so they just tended to their gardens and only shared a nod or a wave when they were outside together. Today, the older gentleman gained enough courage to say to the woman "Your tomatoes are som much larger than mine. What type of fertilizer are you using?" The woman who was very shy indeed, replied in a soft and somewhat shaky voice " I don't use any at all. I think I may have really good soil." The older gentleman then went inside and had a cup of coffee.

MCS

Texan in Mexico · 04-11-2010, 03:38 PM

¡Jaja - como extraño estos! ¡Excelente!
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theonlybear4CORT · 04-11-2010, 04:30 PM

Did he have some pie with his coffee?

Starscream · 04-11-2010, 08:10 PM

Skywalker · 04-12-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sonic_mike

Did he have some pie with his coffee?

I went to school!!!

04-11-2010, 01:11 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	The Garden Tale An older gentleman was working in his garden on a beautiful, sunny day. His neighbor, a woman of a similar age was also working on her garden. Both were widowed and both were quite shy so they just tended to their gardens and only shared a nod or a wave when they were outside together. Today, the older gentleman gained enough courage to say to the woman "Your tomatoes are som much larger than mine. What type of fertilizer are you using?" The woman who was very shy indeed, replied in a soft and somewhat shaky voice " I don't use any at all. I think I may have really good soil." The older gentleman then went inside and had a cup of coffee. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

04-11-2010, 03:38 PM	#2
Texan in Mexico Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Travis Location: Puerto Morelos, Mexico Posts: 958 Trading: (0)	Re: The Garden Tale ¡Jaja - como extraño estos! ¡Excelente! Posted via Mobile Device

04-11-2010, 04:30 PM	#3
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: The Garden Tale Did he have some pie with his coffee?

04-11-2010, 08:10 PM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: The Garden Tale __________________ Insert quote here.