Doctor Talk

Drazzil · 12-08-2009, 08:52 PM

Doctor Talk

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Texas doctor, not to be out done, says, "You guys are way behind. We
recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White
House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."

Skywalker · 12-08-2009, 09:55 PM

Just a tad political... but the truth sometimes hurts and is funny at the same time!!!

SmokeyJoe · 12-08-2009, 10:58 PM

12-08-2009, 08:52 PM	#1
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	Doctor Talk Doctor Talk An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." A Texas doctor, not to be out done, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."

12-08-2009, 09:55 PM	#2
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Doctor Talk Just a tad political... but the truth sometimes hurts and is funny at the same time!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

12-08-2009, 10:58 PM	#3
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Doctor Talk __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher