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Old 02-01-2011, 07:44 AM   #1
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Default The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:06 AM   #2
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Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:19 AM   #3
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Then he pushed her/it.
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:41 AM   #4
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...ad then two people jumped off the bridge.

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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."
Thats not a joke!!! It happened to Mac yesterday!!!
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:01 AM   #6
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:21 AM   #7
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Thats not a joke!!! It happened to ME yesterday!!!

Fixed it for ya brother!!
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Fixed it for ya brother!!
I should have let you JUMP!!!
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:26 AM   #9
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I should have let you JUMP!!!
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:27 AM   #10
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Im glad Devan didn't jump
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