25 Things You Know If You Have A Son

CBI_2 · 02-14-2010, 10:51 PM

1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 foot room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up in the air a few times, before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old boy.

11. Playdoh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a five-minute response time .

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid

kelmac07 · 02-14-2010, 11:01 PM

Nice!!

SmokeyJoe · 02-14-2010, 11:17 PM

My boy is grown... makes me a little nostalgic!

Mugen910 · 02-15-2010, 12:37 AM

Haha the last one got me on point!
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MedicCook · 02-15-2010, 12:41 AM

02-15-2010, 12:46 AM

what is Clorox and where do i buy it ? lol

ir13 · 02-15-2010, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by adampc22

what is Clorox and where do i buy it ? lol

Bleach

G G · 02-16-2010, 07:37 PM

Nice, here is a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggmMu5nyO5g

AD720 · 02-16-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

02-16-2010, 07:41 PM

haha lol

Razorhog · 02-16-2010, 07:42 PM

LOL, this list might come in handy when my twin boys arrive! Thanks!

rlmedic · 02-16-2010, 07:45 PM

I have to run out and buy some bleach! Can't believe i have never tried this

02-23-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

Haha the last one got me on point!
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Not just you bao, I was thinking of picking up some brake fluid on my way home lol.

02-23-2010, 01:23 PM

I dont know if youve seen this series but http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/ this is a good blog read. the earlier ones are better. its now obvious they are running out of ideas.

Mr.Erskine · 02-23-2010, 05:18 PM

YES!!!! When my wife and I finally have a child.. I hope it's a boy so I have a good excuse!!!!!

02-14-2010, 10:51 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	25 Things You Know If You Have A Son 1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 foot room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up in the air a few times, before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old boy. 11. Playdoh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a five-minute response time . 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-14-2010, 11:01 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son Nice!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-14-2010, 11:17 PM	#3
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son My boy is grown... makes me a little nostalgic! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

02-15-2010, 12:37 AM	#4
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son Haha the last one got me on point! Posted via Mobile Device

02-15-2010, 12:41 AM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

02-15-2010, 12:46 AM	#6
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son what is Clorox and where do i buy it ? lol

02-16-2010, 07:37 PM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son Nice, here is a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggmMu5nyO5g

02-16-2010, 07:41 PM	#10
Hick727 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son haha lol

02-16-2010, 07:42 PM	#11
Razorhog Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Beau Location: NE Arkansas Posts: 600 Trading: (4)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son LOL, this list might come in handy when my twin boys arrive! Thanks!

02-16-2010, 07:45 PM	#12
rlmedic Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 130 Trading: (5)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son I have to run out and buy some bleach! Can't believe i have never tried this

02-23-2010, 01:23 PM	#14
Eagle53 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son I dont know if youve seen this series but http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/ this is a good blog read. the earlier ones are better. its now obvious they are running out of ideas.

02-23-2010, 05:18 PM	#15
Mr.Erskine Looking up Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Benjamin Location: Dover, DE Posts: 297 Trading: (1)	Re: 25 Things You Know If You Have A Son YES!!!! When my wife and I finally have a child.. I hope it's a boy so I have a good excuse!!!!! __________________ Cornbread... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.