I smoked a Gorillafinger...

02-03-2010, 03:07 PM

and am too drunk to post about it.

But my brother and I did take notes. All I can say right now is "I hope Lars Tetens has to smoke the **** he creates."

I'll post the full review and a couple of pics when I wake up from this, but just thought I'd give you all a teaser.

neoflex · 02-03-2010, 03:19 PM

Damn, sounds like your having a great afternoon.

Starscream · 02-03-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

Damn, sounds like your having a great afternoon.

Sorry about the Gorillafinger, but it sounds as if you're having fun regardless.

ir13 · 02-03-2010, 03:24 PM

I can sum up a review on one with an emoticon

Truely the most vile cigar ive ever smoked.

Don Fernando · 02-03-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz

and am too drunk to post about it.

I wish I thought of that while smoking it

T.G · 02-03-2010, 03:28 PM

Maybe you can compare notes with Mario...

Adriftpanda · 02-03-2010, 06:31 PM

I had some of Marios, and let me tell you, it tasted like pine mixed with doo doo

Goldie · 02-03-2010, 06:58 PM

Can't wait to see the pics and read your thoughts.

neoflex · 02-03-2010, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

I had some of Marios, and let me tell you, it tasted like pine mixed with doo doo

Mmmm, my favorite flavor profile.

02-03-2010, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Maybe you can compare notes with Mario...

Adam, you tried it. What do you think?

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Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

I had some of Marios, and let me tell you, it tasted like pine mixed with doo doo

And you loved every minute of it.

Paul, mine wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I guess they aged well. It was bearable and the nub was surprisingly okay. I don't think the kick was quite there.

G G · 02-03-2010, 07:29 PM

wow

02-03-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Adam, you tried it. What do you think?

And you loved every minute of it.

Paul, mine wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I guess they aged well. It was bearable and the nub was surprisingly okay. I don't think the kick was quite there.

Um...what did you smoke before you smoked it? I don't think it was a cigar, or tobacco, even. Either that, or someone gave you a Chimpfinger, not a Gorillafinger. Couldn't have been a real Gorillafinger.

And Paul...why the **** didn't I think of that? Get drunk so I don't fully remember that horrid cigar.

Welcome to a very small brotherhood! We survived a Lars G.F.

02-03-2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanger

Um...what did you smoke before you smoked it? I don't think it was a cigar, or tobacco, even. Either that, or someone gave you a Chimpfinger, not a Gorillafinger. Couldn't have been a real Gorillafinger.

You tell me.
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...=26964&page=22

T.G · 02-03-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Adam, you tried it. What do you think?

Mild, herbal, dry, more complex than I was expecting for an infused cigar.

Lance nailed it when he tried it and said it tasted like someone walked out behind the barn, ripped a branch off of one of Kriss's christmas trees and rolled a cigar around it.

Honestly, I've tasted far worse cigars, some of which weren't even infused.

02-03-2010, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Mild, herbal, dry, more complex than I was expecting for an infused cigar.

Lance nailed it when he tried it and said it tasted like someone walked out behind the barn, ripped a branch off of one of Kriss's christmas trees and rolled a cigar around it.

Honestly, I've tasted far worse cigars, some of which weren't even infused.

Mmmmmm... Pine...

MedicCook · 02-03-2010, 08:49 PM

Luckily I have not been subjected to these.

T.G · 02-03-2010, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Mmmmmm... Pine...

Gorilla Finger: Powered by <strike>Courvoisier Cognac</strike> Pine-Sol.

Razorhog · 02-03-2010, 09:42 PM

LoL, never heard of a gorillafinger, this should be interesting...

02-03-2010, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MedicCook

Luckily I have not been subjected to these.

And I don't want to be either.

bscottskangum · 02-03-2010, 10:04 PM

Who put you up to this, I think this violates the Geneva convention...

02-03-2010, 03:07 PM	#1
sodomanaz Guest Posts: n/a	I smoked a Gorillafinger... and am too drunk to post about it. But my brother and I did take notes. All I can say right now is "I hope Lars Tetens has to smoke the **** he creates." I'll post the full review and a couple of pics when I wake up from this, but just thought I'd give you all a teaser.

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