A Lesson in Ancient Languages...

Steve · 10-15-2008, 01:10 PM

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said: 'This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David, which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,

"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......

It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!'"

md4958 · 10-15-2008, 01:18 PM

nice!

RGD. · 10-15-2008, 06:40 PM

Ron

BamBam · 10-15-2008, 06:47 PM

hahahah classic

CBI_2 · 10-15-2008, 11:18 PM

LOL! Still a funny one!

SmokeyJoe · 06-12-2010, 10:50 PM

Missed this the first time...

Too funny!

Emjaysmash · 06-12-2010, 10:59 PM

G G · 06-13-2010, 12:31 AM

woohoo

10-15-2008, 01:10 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	A Lesson in Ancient Languages... Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said: 'This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David, which means they were evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!'" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-15-2008, 01:18 PM	#2
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: A Lesson in Ancient Languages... nice!

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RGD. God Like Status Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ron Location: Alexandria, Virginia Posts: 971 Trading: (1)	Re: A Lesson in Ancient Languages... Ron

10-15-2008, 06:47 PM	#4
BamBam Just Pipin' Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,299 Trading: (37)	Re: A Lesson in Ancient Languages... hahahah classic

10-15-2008, 11:18 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: A Lesson in Ancient Languages... LOL! Still a funny one! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: A Lesson in Ancient Languages... Missed this the first time... Too funny! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

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Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: A Lesson in Ancient Languages... __________________

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: A Lesson in Ancient Languages... woohoo