Offensive jokes have consequences

cmitch · 01-31-2024, 05:47 PM

A guy was in a group of friends when he decided to tell an epilepsy joke.
“What do you do with a guy having a seizure?”
Of course they asked what.
“Throw him in a bathtub full of water, put in some tide and throw in the laundry.”
One guy didn’t seem too amused. He quipped, “You know, I don’t find that very funny because my brother had epilepsy and died in a bath tub.”
“Oh, man! I’m so sorry. Did he drown?”
“No. He choked on a sock.”

Porch Dweller · 02-01-2024, 06:34 AM

Chainsaw13 · 02-01-2024, 07:09 AM

icehog3 · 02-01-2024, 07:24 AM

01-31-2024, 05:47 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Offensive jokes have consequences A guy was in a group of friends when he decided to tell an epilepsy joke. “What do you do with a guy having a seizure?” Of course they asked what. “Throw him in a bathtub full of water, put in some tide and throw in the laundry.” One guy didn’t seem too amused. He quipped, “You know, I don’t find that very funny because my brother had epilepsy and died in a bath tub.” “Oh, man! I’m so sorry. Did he drown?” “No. He choked on a sock.” __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

02-01-2024, 06:34 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,378 Trading: (24)	Re: Offensive jokes have consequences __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

02-01-2024, 07:09 AM	#3
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,175 Trading: (96)	Re: Offensive jokes have consequences __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

02-01-2024, 07:24 AM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,251 Trading: (60)	Re: Offensive jokes have consequences __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!