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Old 04-27-2011, 04:17 PM   #1
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What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

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Old 04-27-2011, 05:07 PM   #2
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The same thing as when you go just over halfway into the forest, and still keep going in.. or is it out?
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Old 04-27-2011, 05:36 PM   #4
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The same thing as when you go just over halfway into the forest, and still keep going in.. or is it out?
How far can you run into the forest?
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:46 PM   #5
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How many times would one have to scare himself half to death to die?
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How many times would one have to scare himself half to death to die?
Calculating that would entail the limit from 0 as x -> infinity of 1/x and some other calculus stuff I've forgotten a long time ago

Suffice to say that, while you never technically get there, you get so infinitely and microscopically close that mathematically you arrive at the point of death.
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If you were in your Prius traveling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on. Would they work??????
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If you were in your Prius traveling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on. Would they work??????
HELL NO, because I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius!!
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Calculating that would entail the limit from 0 as x -> infinity of 1/x and some other calculus stuff I've forgotten a long time ago

Suffice to say that, while you never technically get there, you get so infinitely and microscopically close that mathematically you arrive at the point of death.
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
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There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
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What happens if you eat cashews in the marmalade section of the library?
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When ...

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.

and is that what it's all about?
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