YOUR favorite sayings......

TripleF · 05-22-2010, 07:06 AM

Don't know if there is a thread already in existance for this topic....but I thought I'd ask.....what's YOUR favorite saying? Or one of them? Or a couple of them?

What prompted this was utilizing my handy-dandy Swiss Army Knife to trim a few nose hairs, when I remembered one of my favorite sayings:

A man without a knife, is a man without a life!!

massphatness · 05-22-2010, 07:22 AM

Do not despair that the rosebush has thorns; rather rejoice that the thornbush has roses.

jsnake · 05-22-2010, 07:25 AM

That's what she said

1badhog07 · 05-22-2010, 07:36 AM

say it aint so!

BigAsh · 05-22-2010, 07:45 AM

Hahaha....Just keep a steady hand with that knife Scott!.

timo · 05-22-2010, 08:18 AM

Life is short eat dessert first

JaKaacH · 05-22-2010, 10:21 AM

If you don't change today, tomorrow will be like yesterday...

MedicCook · 05-22-2010, 10:22 AM

This job blows.

pnoon · 05-22-2010, 10:23 AM

The glass is always half-full.

MajorCaptSilly · 05-22-2010, 10:43 AM

A bird in your front pants pocket is probably uncomfortable.

Soup is food.

Don't eat the yellow VW Beetle.

Crying is just like laughing except you're sad.

When the wolves come to your door, it's probably time to move somewhere where wolves don't come to your door.

An apple a day is good if you like apples.

MCS

SmokeyJoe · 05-22-2010, 10:47 AM

"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."

"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."

(After somebody does something stupid...) "Well bless his heart!"

(You probably guessed I live in the South.)

TripleF · 05-22-2010, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."

ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach

bvilchez · 05-22-2010, 11:00 AM

WTF Over!?!?!
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rizzle · 05-22-2010, 11:05 AM

An answer to "what's up?"...nothing but the rent.

skullnrose · 05-22-2010, 11:06 AM

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

SmokeyJoe · 05-22-2010, 11:07 AM

A line from the show "Cheers" that has stuck with me...

When responding to "Hey Joe... what's shaking?"

"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

Eleven · 05-22-2010, 11:07 AM

Some of my favorites.

It takes a mighty big dog to weigh a ton

I'm cornfused

Awesome!

Why I oughta!

Thats no moon.

It's a trap!

This one time, at band camp...

The Poet · 05-22-2010, 11:14 AM

From others: Illegitimi non carborundum.

From me: Misogynists are made, not born.

St. Lou Stu · 05-22-2010, 12:00 PM

I had no idea sheep were that strong!
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SNKBYT · 05-22-2010, 12:08 PM

that dog won't hunt
kiss my ash
kiss my fuzzy white Irish azz
I don't give a rats azz
I am smiling

05-22-2010, 07:06 AM	#1
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MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... A bird in your front pants pocket is probably uncomfortable. Soup is food. Don't eat the yellow VW Beetle. Crying is just like laughing except you're sad. When the wolves come to your door, it's probably time to move somewhere where wolves don't come to your door. An apple a day is good if you like apples. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

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SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... A line from the show "Cheers" that has stuck with me... When responding to "Hey Joe... what's shaking?" "All four cheeks and a couple of chins." __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

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