Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit...

BigAsh · 08-08-2011, 01:22 PM

As a lawyer, I still am amazed at what gets into the "system"....

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2011/08...picy_sauce.php

kelmac07 · 08-08-2011, 01:30 PM

How does she know what semen tastes like?

But she can no longer enjoy sushi.

WittyUserName · 08-08-2011, 01:32 PM

HAHAHA, that is ridiculous!!! The funny part is that in a deposition she is going to have to explain to the judge how she knew that it was semen. I think they need to call in a subject matter expert. hahahaha

chippewastud79 · 08-08-2011, 01:38 PM

Maybe she ordered Cream of Sum Yung Guy by mistake.

Seriously, if the judge allows this case and particularly if she wins, I would be astonished. Almost 3 years later with no evidence left sure makes it look pretty flimsy/contrived, but thats the way to get rich in America, sue someone else.

kelmac07 · 08-08-2011, 01:42 PM

No more yanky my wanky...the Donger need food!!!

neoflex · 08-08-2011, 02:02 PM

If she has swallowed enough loads to be able to taste something and know automatically that it has been tainted with semen than the judge needs to call BS on her getting sick from it as she is a pro.

In all seriousness, It's disheartening to see that the courts are even entertaining cases like this but I guess nowadays at least 50+% of lawsuits are someones pipe dream to become rich quick without having to work for it so I would say a good portion of what gets into the system are BS cases like this one.

cmitch · 08-08-2011, 04:11 PM

I wonder if Hu Slingemcum was working that night.

688sonarmen · 08-08-2011, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

How does she know what semen tastes like?

But she can no longer enjoy sushi.

Hahaha! You have a point there!

Cigarcop · 08-08-2011, 05:01 PM

Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!

BigAsh · 08-08-2011, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cigarcop

Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!

Spoken like a true Keith from PA!

Coach Deg · 08-08-2011, 05:27 PM

Hahahahaha

Aporschaguy · 08-08-2011, 06:55 PM

Talk about clogging up the judicial system with BS.

Smokin Gator · 08-08-2011, 07:03 PM

LOL... you are a classic brother!!!

Bill86 · 08-08-2011, 07:29 PM

She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.

DPD6030 · 08-08-2011, 09:57 PM

Doesn't tuna and semen go well together

chippewastud79 · 08-09-2011, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030

Doesn't tuna and semen go well together

Seamen and tuna

WittyUserName · 08-09-2011, 10:26 AM

^^

forgop · 08-09-2011, 07:34 PM

And to think I've bad sushi for lunch the past 2 days. At least it wasn't from that place.

forgop · 08-09-2011, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill86

She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.

Her review gave the sushi a 52 because of the long, jizzy finish.

08-08-2011, 01:22 PM	#1
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... As a lawyer, I still am amazed at what gets into the "system".... http://ny.eater.com/archives/2011/08...picy_sauce.php __________________ Keith

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... How does she know what semen tastes like? But she can no longer enjoy sushi. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... HAHAHA, that is ridiculous!!! The funny part is that in a deposition she is going to have to explain to the judge how she knew that it was semen. I think they need to call in a subject matter expert. hahahaha

08-08-2011, 01:38 PM	#4
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... Maybe she ordered Cream of Sum Yung Guy by mistake. Seriously, if the judge allows this case and particularly if she wins, I would be astonished. Almost 3 years later with no evidence left sure makes it look pretty flimsy/contrived, but thats the way to get rich in America, sue someone else. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

08-08-2011, 01:42 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... No more yanky my wanky...the Donger need food!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-08-2011, 02:02 PM	#6
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... If she has swallowed enough loads to be able to taste something and know automatically that it has been tainted with semen than the judge needs to call BS on her getting sick from it as she is a pro. In all seriousness, It's disheartening to see that the courts are even entertaining cases like this but I guess nowadays at least 50+% of lawsuits are someones pipe dream to become rich quick without having to work for it so I would say a good portion of what gets into the system are BS cases like this one. __________________

08-08-2011, 04:11 PM	#7
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... I wonder if Hu Slingemcum was working that night. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

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Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities. I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set. I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men. __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

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forgop Not a puffer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Duane Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,869 Trading: (40)	Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit... And to think I've bad sushi for lunch the past 2 days. At least it wasn't from that place.