Quick Thinking

CBI_2 · 01-18-2010, 09:55 AM

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.

One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,' said the woman to the lover,'into the closet,' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

'Who are you?' he asked him.

'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone, ' said the exterminator.

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little b**tards!'

Vigiles · 01-18-2010, 10:02 AM

lol

G G · 01-18-2010, 10:48 AM

hahaha good one.

kelmac07 · 01-18-2010, 10:50 AM

Nice!

marge796 · 01-18-2010, 11:09 AM

Tenor CS · 01-18-2010, 11:24 AM

+1 for ingenuity.

Skywalker · 01-18-2010, 03:14 PM

'Those little b**tards!'

That's what my wife said when she found out she was pregnant!!!

CBI_2 · 01-18-2010, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

'Those little b**tards!'

That's what my wife said when she found out she was pregnant!!!

01-18-2010, 09:55 AM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Quick Thinking A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover,'into the closet,' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone, ' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little b**tards!' __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-18-2010, 10:02 AM	#2
Vigiles Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Garrett Location: VA Posts: 183 Trading: (3)	Re: Quick Thinking lol

01-18-2010, 10:48 AM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: Quick Thinking hahaha good one.

01-18-2010, 10:50 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Quick Thinking Nice! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-18-2010, 11:09 AM	#5
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Quick Thinking __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

01-18-2010, 11:24 AM	#6
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: Quick Thinking +1 for ingenuity. __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

01-18-2010, 03:14 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Quick Thinking 'Those little btards!' That's what my wife said when she found out she was pregnant!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!**