Thoughts.....

hotreds · 08-17-2010, 08:08 PM

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, “No not at all- I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.

md4958 · 08-17-2010, 08:15 PM

kelmac07 · 08-17-2010, 08:17 PM

Nice!!

bsmokin · 08-17-2010, 08:40 PM

Like it

longknocker · 08-17-2010, 08:41 PM

Jost Got That E-mail, Today!

Chingas · 08-17-2010, 08:42 PM

Well said!

Ogre · 08-17-2010, 08:45 PM

Loved it, thanks!!

jmsremax · 08-17-2010, 09:59 PM

I love this

G G · 08-17-2010, 10:30 PM

Truth all of it.

CasaDooley · 08-17-2010, 11:20 PM

bscottskangum · 08-17-2010, 11:22 PM

Very nice!

kaisersozei · 08-18-2010, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!'

She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was,

"Not anymore!"

Blueface · 08-18-2010, 09:41 AM

HK3- · 08-18-2010, 09:42 AM

awesome.

elderboy02 · 08-18-2010, 09:46 AM

Good stuff right there!

BTcigars · 08-18-2010, 04:24 PM

Good stuff

Steve · 08-18-2010, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, “No not at all- I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.

Starscream · 08-18-2010, 07:43 PM

The last one is great!

Smokin Gator · 08-18-2010, 07:46 PM

Love it...

TripleF · 08-18-2010, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Love it...

08-17-2010, 08:08 PM	#1
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Thoughts..... 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.' 6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.' 7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, “No not at all- I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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