Pastoral joke

RevSmoke · 12-31-2022, 03:06 PM

Thought you might enjoy this one.

A little boy was sitting on the bench eating an ice cream cone while waiting for his mother to come out of Morrison's store.

A pastor came up to him and asked him, "Young man, can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy pointed down the street and said, "Sure, you go down the street that way, and you turn right at the stop sign."

The pastor thanked the boy kindly and told him, "I'm the new pastor in town, I'd like you to come join me in church on Sunday - I'll show you the way to heaven."

The little boy replied, "Awww, come on, you don't even know the way to the post office."

Peace of the Lord be with you.

Porch Dweller · 12-31-2022, 04:56 PM

longknocker · 01-01-2023, 10:10 AM

icehog3 · 01-01-2023, 02:11 PM

12-31-2022, 03:06 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,848 Trading: (51)	Pastoral joke Thought you might enjoy this one. A little boy was sitting on the bench eating an ice cream cone while waiting for his mother to come out of Morrison's store. A pastor came up to him and asked him, "Young man, can you tell me where the post office is?" The little boy pointed down the street and said, "Sure, you go down the street that way, and you turn right at the stop sign." The pastor thanked the boy kindly and told him, "I'm the new pastor in town, I'd like you to come join me in church on Sunday - I'll show you the way to heaven." The little boy replied, "Awww, come on, you don't even know the way to the post office." Peace of the Lord be with you. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

12-31-2022, 04:56 PM	#2
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