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05-08-2016, 06:58 AM | #1 |
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Nyquist vs Colon
Tweet from ESPN:
Nyquist ran the final 1/4 mile in 25.7 seconds Bartolo Colon took nearly 31 seconds to round 4 bases
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05-08-2016, 10:00 AM | #2 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
Not a fair comparison, Nyquist has 4 legs, I hear Colon has only 3.
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05-08-2016, 10:38 AM | #3 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
I don't even want to know.....
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05-08-2016, 10:05 AM | #4 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
Yeah, and Colon is four decades older too . . . and was carrying more weight,
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05-08-2016, 10:03 PM | #6 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
Big Sexy!!
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05-09-2016, 10:54 AM | #7 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
I would have taken twice as long if that were also my first HR.
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05-09-2016, 11:26 AM | #9 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
I would be too, Adam!
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05-09-2016, 11:27 AM | #11 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
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05-10-2016, 04:04 PM | #12 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
I had two feet of bleeding colon removed in 2010 and my doctor won't let me use Nyquil.
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05-11-2016, 04:16 PM | #13 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
A pun, but oddly true. I almost bled out; lost and replaced 13 units of blood before they located the bleed. No NSAIDs, no caffeine, no oral anti-histamines and very little alcohol. Fortunately, nicotine makes the blood "sticky", so I can still smoke. Besides, after everything else he took away, he wouldn't dare.
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05-11-2016, 12:36 PM | #15 |
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Re: Nyquist vs Colon
My Colon can beat that after eating Chinese...
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