Crossing the road

Steve · 06-24-2021, 08:07 AM

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.

So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him.

By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road.

The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him.

The driver rolls down the window.

The driver is a squirrel.

The squirrel looks the man in the eye and says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"

markem · 06-24-2021, 08:48 AM

That’s nuts.

longknocker · 06-24-2021, 09:04 AM

icehog3 · 06-24-2021, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by markem

That’s nuts.

Deez nuts?

markem · 06-24-2021, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Deez nuts?

not scratching.

icehog3 · 06-24-2021, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by markem

not scratching.

the butt?

markem · 06-24-2021, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

the butt?

No butts about it

icehog3 · 06-24-2021, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

No butts about it

Something smells funny

06-24-2021, 08:07 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Crossing the road There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a squirrel. The squirrel looks the man in the eye and says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-24-2021, 08:48 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Crossing the road That’s nuts. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

06-24-2021, 09:04 AM	#3
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	Re: Crossing the road