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Old 04-20-2010, 10:59 AM   #1
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If you say "Jesus" backwards, it sounds like sausage.

Not a joke, but I found it funny for some reason.
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:01 AM   #2
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Dude, I know it is 4/20 and all, but put down the joint
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:33 AM   #3
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no kidding.
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:33 PM   #5
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if you say "race car" backwards it sounds like..... wait a minute... damn, never mind.
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:40 PM   #7
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Speaking of 4/20, I got a phone call from my new job asking me to come in and get the paperwork for my drug screening. Really? A drug screen on 4/20? Ah, I love the smell of irony in the morning.
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:48 PM   #8
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Speaking of 4/20, I got a phone call from my new job asking me to come in and get the paperwork for my drug screening. Really? A drug screen on 4/20? Ah, I love the smell of irony in the morning.
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:25 PM   #9
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Dude, I know it is 4/20 and all, but put down the joint
...well played.
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:52 PM   #10
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Made me laugh
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