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Old 02-24-2010, 06:08 PM   #1
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Default Car makers Unite! Sorry, NOT SFW!

Renault & Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus & calling it the Clitaurus. It comes in pink only and the average male car thief wont be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it that the car leaks transmission fluid around once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning.

This was sent to me by my LITTLE sister! LMAO.
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:16 PM   #2
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Haha that's terrible! I like it!
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:17 PM   #3
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:11 PM   #5
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lemme guess, none of the turn signals work and it has a 12" x 12" make up mirror that drops down with the visor.....
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:48 PM   #6
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lemme guess, none of the turn signals work and it has a 12" x 12" make up mirror that drops down with the visor.....
and a GPS that always knows a better way to get where you are going even though you've driven it thousands of times.
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Old 03-06-2010, 01:36 AM   #7
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Foreign models aren't capable of speeds over 30 MPH!
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Old 03-06-2010, 01:54 AM   #8
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Everyone knows Renault doesn't put out. What do you buy a car like that you get a free bowl of soup.
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Old 03-06-2010, 08:54 AM   #9
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Lol!!!
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Oh my!!!
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