Gurkha Viper

massphatness · 08-24-2010, 06:05 PM

The worst tasting cigar.

Ever.

Smokin Gator · 08-24-2010, 06:07 PM

LOL... made me look!!!

drevim · 08-24-2010, 06:11 PM

To be fair, Vin, I think there may be worst cigars....maybe

Supposedly we needed to smoke the Cremosa all the way through to truly appreciate the POS that it was. Sadly, I can say I haven't ruined my palate to that degree. Although, the Viper would easily make the top 3 in that PPPP.

MedicCook · 08-24-2010, 06:17 PM

I have had a Cremosa and can tell you the true nasty rotten fish taste is at the 2/3 point.

pnoon · 08-24-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

The worst tasting cigar.

Ever.

drevim · 08-24-2010, 06:41 PM

Check out the PPPP thread, Peter.

marge796 · 08-24-2010, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

LOL... made me look!!!

Me too!!!

Chris.....

e-man67 · 08-24-2010, 06:45 PM

Man...I don't know..that big black unbanded thing they were passing around was horrid! It might have been a turd though that some manufacture was ashamed to put his name on...

The Dakotan · 08-24-2010, 07:02 PM

I couldn't have said it better myself!

Worst. Cigar. Ever.

kelmac07 · 08-24-2010, 07:04 PM

pnoon · 08-24-2010, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drevim

Check out the PPPP thread, Peter.

I did.
I just wanted a pic of Vin smoking the Gurkha Viper posted here.

cort · 08-24-2010, 07:05 PM

Nice review

bobarian · 08-24-2010, 07:55 PM

All your comments are just making this cigar more attractive to Mario! Next freakin herf he will be passing them out like candy!

Cremosa's come in two flavors. If you are very lucky you get the ones that taste like wet cardboard. The unlucky ones get the taste of dead fish that has been sitting on the counter for a week. Truly vile!

longknocker · 08-24-2010, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

The worst tasting cigar.

Ever.

I Was Hoping To Be "Shocked"! Vin Smoking A Gurkha?

SaltyMcGee · 08-24-2010, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e-man67

Man...I don't know..that big black unbanded thing they were passing around was horrid! It might have been a turd though that some manufacture was ashamed to put his name on...

Actually that turd looking thing just tasted like sawdust and air. The cremosa on the other hand made me dry heave.

St. Lou Stu · 08-24-2010, 08:14 PM

nice review Vin

I laughed when I saw the title and peed myself when I actually read the review.

icehog3 · 08-24-2010, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

The worst tasting cigar.

Ever.

So glad my 2 years were up.

NCRadioMan · 08-24-2010, 08:44 PM

Two for two. Last year, Stag. This year, Viper. Yes, I am responsible.

I'll have to think about what kind of horrid cigar to submit next year.

The Dakotan · 08-24-2010, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian

Cremosa's come in two flavors. If you are very lucky you get the ones that taste like wet cardboard. The unlucky ones get the taste of dead fish that has been sitting on the counter for a week. Truly vile!

Dead fish is exactly what the Cremosa tasted like. And I ranked the Cremosa better than the Viper. "Vile" doesn't even begin to cover the badness of the Viper. I wonder if Gurkha even tested this blend ...

rrplasencia · 08-24-2010, 08:57 PM

i'm sure they make far worse gurkhas

08-24-2010, 06:05 PM	#1
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Gurkha Viper The worst tasting cigar. Ever. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

08-24-2010, 06:07 PM	#2
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Gurkha Viper LOL... made me look!!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

08-24-2010, 06:11 PM	#3
drevim On the inside looking out Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ian Location: In the Asylum Posts: 290 Trading: (6)	Re: Gurkha Viper To be fair, Vin, I think there may be worst cigars....maybe Supposedly we needed to smoke the Cremosa all the way through to truly appreciate the POS that it was. Sadly, I can say I haven't ruined my palate to that degree. Although, the Viper would easily make the top 3 in that PPPP. __________________ "We're the fragile elite, they dragged off the street. I guess they just couldn't take us no more...We're all crazy"

08-24-2010, 06:17 PM	#4
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Gurkha Viper I have had a Cremosa and can tell you the true nasty rotten fish taste is at the 2/3 point. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

08-24-2010, 06:41 PM	#6
drevim On the inside looking out Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ian Location: In the Asylum Posts: 290 Trading: (6)	Re: Gurkha Viper Check out the PPPP thread, Peter. __________________ "We're the fragile elite, they dragged off the street. I guess they just couldn't take us no more...We're all crazy"

08-24-2010, 06:45 PM	#8
e-man67 Big Drunkin Monkey!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eric Posts: 1,480 Trading: (29)	Re: Gurkha Viper Man...I don't know..that big black unbanded thing they were passing around was horrid! It might have been a turd though that some manufacture was ashamed to put his name on... __________________ Big hairy Ape chuggin whiskey by the barrel full..making ladies cry!

08-24-2010, 07:02 PM	#9
The Dakotan Captain Awesome Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: not in dakota anymore Posts: 435 Trading: (25)	Re: Gurkha Viper I couldn't have said it better myself! Worst. Cigar. Ever.

08-24-2010, 07:04 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Gurkha Viper __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-24-2010, 07:05 PM	#12
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Gurkha Viper Nice review

08-24-2010, 07:55 PM	#13
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: Gurkha Viper All your comments are just making this cigar more attractive to Mario! Next freakin herf he will be passing them out like candy! Cremosa's come in two flavors. If you are very lucky you get the ones that taste like wet cardboard. The unlucky ones get the taste of dead fish that has been sitting on the counter for a week. Truly vile!

08-24-2010, 08:14 PM	#16
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Gurkha Viper nice review Vin I laughed when I saw the title and peed myself when I actually read the review. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

08-24-2010, 08:44 PM	#18
NCRadioMan Chutney Lovebusciut Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chutney Location: On the shores of Loch Shiel Posts: 4,277 Trading: (66)	Re: Gurkha Viper Two for two. Last year, Stag. This year, Viper. Yes, I am responsible. I'll have to think about what kind of horrid cigar to submit next year. __________________ The path to loyalty is trust.

08-24-2010, 08:57 PM	#20
rrplasencia monica lewinsky Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Richard Location: Miami Posts: 1,827 Trading: (55)	Re: Gurkha Viper i'm sure they make far worse gurkhas __________________ "Merica, Back to Back World War Champs." -Cloyd Rivers