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09-29-2012, 10:13 PM | #1 |
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I am so completely ****ed.
I'll take you back a bit.
I keep a journal of every new Cigar I smoke. My Wife was sitting next to me and said, "That green label smells like Mints, I didn't know they smelled nice like that." She usually likes the woody, leathery, hay smell, but went crazy like a Cat on Catnip when she smelled the mint. I have smoked 1 infused Cigar ever, so this was BIG news for her. Fast forward to a week ago, she says that she'll only drive to a BM that's 40 min away, if I get her "one of those good smelling ones." I got her an Acid Blondie in the smallest size they have. Since that day, I've ordered 2 5'ers off of the devil site. Today I've had two Cigars. When I went to light up the second one she said, "Where's mine?" She smoked two today. I'm ****ed. She's now asking for more and more. There are good things that also go along with this... This means that I can now funnel more money into CIGARS! This also means I HAVE to upgrade my Humidor now, because I can't mix infused and mine, right? This also means that I just HAD to giver her my single stinky, and ordered a 4 finger. Tough life. |
09-29-2012, 10:21 PM | #3 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
You are toast
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09-29-2012, 10:23 PM | #4 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
Hilarious. I thought the same thing when my wife said she wanted to get into golf. After that, I stopped golfing. I don't suggest you do the same with cigars.
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09-29-2012, 10:48 PM | #5 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
I thought you were going to need bail money or new passport... LOL!!!
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09-29-2012, 11:02 PM | #7 |
Maduro! Maduro? Maduro.
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
I need your wife to talk to my wife.
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09-29-2012, 11:10 PM | #8 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
There goes that cigar budget.
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09-29-2012, 11:17 PM | #9 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
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09-30-2012, 12:50 AM | #10 |
I am behind you. SHHHHH
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
Okay I have an extra humidor I can hook you up with. Along with the pelican case. Along with a lighter and cuter. See ya Thursday.
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09-30-2012, 01:06 AM | #11 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
Glad you are liking it bro.
I'm probably different than most... I'm glad my wife hates cigars. I enjoy her company, but with 2 little kids, I enjoy my "alone" time more! Plus I don't need my wife smelling like smoke... LOL |
09-30-2012, 02:04 AM | #13 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
Better to have a wife who loves cigars than one who hates cigars.
I had one of the latter once....she's an ex-wife now.
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09-30-2012, 03:40 AM | #14 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
What was the "mint smelling" cigar?... I have a buddy that is trying to convert his girlfriend...
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09-30-2012, 03:57 AM | #15 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
I'd bet it was a Drew Estate Java Mint.
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09-30-2012, 07:57 AM | #16 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
I like my alone time with my smoke, but every once in a while it would be nice for her to join me. I should give her the Punisher Mac bombed me with.
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09-30-2012, 08:05 AM | #17 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
That is couch talk right there, Kevin. You let me know how that goes
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09-30-2012, 08:09 AM | #18 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
I am in the exact situation. Leigh now has a 150 count desk top (Packed Full) and now she is looking at my cigars. Good luck with this one brother.
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09-30-2012, 08:47 AM | #19 |
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Re: I am so completely ****ed.
Similar here but with slightly different outcome. I made the mistake of taking my wife to a club track day and she had so much fun she wanted to start tagging along to all my track events. Luckily, my car only seats two and when I "take the passenger seat out for weight reduction" only seats one. After that it was back to business as usual.
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