A Frank Discussion

CBI_2 · 04-07-2009, 06:52 PM

A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Denver to Dallas .

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did..."

"Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls away on time. Have her explain that to you."

MedicCook · 04-07-2009, 07:34 PM

WildBlueSooner · 04-07-2009, 08:12 PM

funny but not believable...the mother should tell the son that it is imposible to always pull away on time!

Starscream · 04-08-2009, 08:08 AM

Nice

DPD6030 · 04-08-2009, 08:57 AM

Very cute.

I can't believe I just said cute!

karmaz00 · 04-08-2009, 12:02 PM

lol...good one

Mugen910 · 04-08-2009, 12:04 PM

I was wondering where this was going.

04-07-2009, 06:52 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	A Frank Discussion A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Denver to Dallas . The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The boy said, "Yes, she did..." "Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls away on time. Have her explain that to you." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

04-07-2009, 07:34 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: A Frank Discussion

04-07-2009, 08:12 PM	#3
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: A Frank Discussion funny but not believable...the mother should tell the son that it is imposible to always pull away on time! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-08-2009, 08:08 AM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: A Frank Discussion Nice __________________ Insert quote here.

04-08-2009, 08:57 AM	#5
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: A Frank Discussion Very cute. I can't believe I just said cute!

04-08-2009, 12:02 PM	#6
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: A Frank Discussion lol...good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

04-08-2009, 12:04 PM	#7
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: A Frank Discussion I was wondering where this was going. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.