Too puny...

Steve · 01-09-2017, 06:14 AM

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

cmitch · 01-09-2017, 07:35 PM

This post was more like deja doo. Like you've heard this sh, uh, crap before.

Steve · 01-11-2017, 08:18 AM

I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

dvickery · 01-11-2017, 12:40 PM

A bun is the lowest form of wheat

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Derrek

Stick · 01-11-2017, 07:17 PM

Did you hear about the guy who entered the pun contest? There was no limit on entries, so he wrote all the puns he could think of, came up with ten. He figuring that'd give him a better chance of winning, but as it turned out no pun in ten did.

Steve · 01-13-2017, 05:09 AM

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience.

cmitch · 01-14-2017, 09:09 AM

I once told a Catholic I picked my belly button for Lint.

cmitch · 01-14-2017, 09:11 AM

Did you hear about the epileptic cleptic? Folks called him shake and take.

Steve · 01-16-2017, 11:31 AM

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

G G · 01-16-2017, 12:09 PM

I once.......................nevermind!!!!

Steve · 01-17-2017, 05:57 AM

Managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

Dry erase boards are remarkable.

Steve · 01-18-2017, 05:56 AM

I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Steve · 01-19-2017, 05:46 AM

I got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

Steve · 05-17-2017, 07:37 AM

Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? They ended up in a tie.

01-09-2017, 06:14 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Too puny... A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Acupuncture is a jab well done. I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-09-2017, 07:35 PM	#2
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Too puny... This post was more like deja doo. Like you've heard this sh, uh, crap before. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-11-2017, 08:18 AM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Too puny... I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-11-2017, 12:40 PM	#4
dvickery Team of 1 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: derrek Location: edson , alberta , canada Posts: 685 Trading: (0)	Re: Too puny... A bun is the lowest form of wheat . Derrek __________________ i hope i someday become the man my dog thinks i am

01-11-2017, 07:17 PM	#5
Stick Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: The Forest City Posts: 407 Trading: (14)	Re: Too puny... Did you hear about the guy who entered the pun contest? There was no limit on entries, so he wrote all the puns he could think of, came up with ten. He figuring that'd give him a better chance of winning, but as it turned out no pun in ten did.

01-13-2017, 05:09 AM	#6
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Too puny... I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-14-2017, 09:09 AM	#7
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Too puny... I once told a Catholic I picked my belly button for Lint. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-14-2017, 09:11 AM	#8
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Too puny... Did you hear about the epileptic cleptic? Folks called him shake and take. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-16-2017, 11:31 AM	#9
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Too puny... I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-16-2017, 12:09 PM	#10
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: Too puny... I once.......................nevermind!!!!

01-17-2017, 05:57 AM	#11
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Too puny... Managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. Dry erase boards are remarkable. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-18-2017, 05:56 AM	#12
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Too puny... I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-19-2017, 05:46 AM	#13
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Too puny... I got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-17-2017, 07:37 AM	#14
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Too puny... Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? They ended up in a tie. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide