Profound thoughts from dogs

Steve · 08-16-2016, 11:09 AM

~ My human runs slow because he uses only half of his legs.

~ If I eat that cat's poop, tomorrow it'll be my poop.

~ Why do humans harvest our poop?

~ Oh boy oh boy oh boy the pizza crust man is here.

~ If I wasn't around, my human would lose dozens of tennis balls every day.

~ SQUIRRELS ARE JUST TENNIS BALLS THROWN BY GOD.

~ Human has gotten noticeably smaller since we first met. He used to be able to pick me up with one hand!

~ I had to bark at my human for 12 hours before he would come back inside the house, but it worked.

~ GUYS. GUYS. MOM JUST GAVE ME A BATH AND I THOUGHT I WAS DYING BUT I'M NOT DEAD AND NOW LOOK HOW FAST I AM!!

markem · 08-16-2016, 11:12 AM

~ food magically appears twice a day. I must be a gawd.

Porch Dweller · 08-16-2016, 12:03 PM

CigarNut · 08-16-2016, 08:43 PM

irratebass · 08-17-2016, 06:59 AM

08-16-2016, 11:09 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Profound thoughts from dogs ~ My human runs slow because he uses only half of his legs. ~ If I eat that cat's poop, tomorrow it'll be my poop. ~ Why do humans harvest our poop? ~ Oh boy oh boy oh boy the pizza crust man is here. ~ If I wasn't around, my human would lose dozens of tennis balls every day. ~ SQUIRRELS ARE JUST TENNIS BALLS THROWN BY GOD. ~ Human has gotten noticeably smaller since we first met. He used to be able to pick me up with one hand! ~ I had to bark at my human for 12 hours before he would come back inside the house, but it worked. ~ GUYS. GUYS. MOM JUST GAVE ME A BATH AND I THOUGHT I WAS DYING BUT I'M NOT DEAD AND NOW LOOK HOW FAST I AM!! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-16-2016, 11:12 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Profound thoughts from dogs ~ food magically appears twice a day. I must be a gawd. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-16-2016, 12:03 PM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,384 Trading: (24)	Re: Profound thoughts from dogs __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

08-16-2016, 08:43 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Profound thoughts from dogs __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

08-17-2016, 06:59 AM	#5
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