Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread

chippewastud79 · 10-17-2011, 02:22 PM

Do you have a team full of underachivers?

I certainly do currently. My team could mess up a wet dream.

Scored a whopping 64 points this week in fantasy football, and that was the best lineup I could have put on their field.

Bye week for my big players, Andre Johnson is out with the hamstring.

Jason Campbell gets hurt in the 1st half. No touchdowns out of any of my players (for the second time this season). And we play individual defensive players and Dwight Freeney scored 0 points for the 3rd time this season.

357 · 10-17-2011, 02:39 PM

Jamal Charles and Steven Jackson were my two starting RBs in one of my leagues. Enough said.

Emjaysmash · 10-17-2011, 02:48 PM

So far, I'm 0-5.

shilala · 10-17-2011, 03:04 PM

It was a rough week for sure. The td's and yards were way down last week, but this one takes the cake. It's the byes.
My team all got hurt. I went from 230 one week to 150 the next and can't seem to recover. I'm waiting on Andre Johnson, too. Fortunately I got Miles Austin back.
Just when it was looking up, I checked my schedule next week and half my team are on byes again. If I can one lousy win I'll be in good shape the rest of the way out. I hope.

iamsolitary · 10-17-2011, 03:12 PM

I was projected to win against the person in our league who was 0-5. Then I scored 70 total this week. 2 players w/ 1 point does not help too much.

chippewastud79 · 10-17-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

Jamal Charles and Steven Jackson were my two starting RBs in one of my leagues. Enough said.

I hear ya on that one.

chippewastud79 · 10-17-2011, 03:15 PM

Bye weeks are the worst, particularly when both your QB's are the same week and you pick up Jason Campbell to fill the void. It worked well for 1 quarter.

357 · 10-17-2011, 03:26 PM

If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

GreekGodX · 10-17-2011, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

lets make it 230yards and 1 TD all to Santonio Holmes and that would get me a W as well

mkarnold1 · 10-17-2011, 04:16 PM

Just limit it to that, I'm up by 30 with only Dirty Sanchez left on my opponents team. Although its 25 yds/point and 4/passing TD in my league so he could accrue considerably more than that and still not pass me.

chippewastud79 · 10-17-2011, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

Hell, I'd take that. Rivers is my normal QB (on a bye), and last week he not only threw an interception (-3) but it was a pick six (-6) and added a fumble (-3) for good measure.

10-17-2011, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

You need the sancheeze to score 17 for you? Or for the other team? Of its for the other team, I think you've got a shot here

Fordman4ever · 10-17-2011, 05:27 PM

both of my teams had a starter on a bye week cause i had no one to replace them. needless to say, I lost both leagues this week. that puts me at 3-3 and 4-2. Can't believe I just lost to a guy with a 1-4 record.

icehog3 · 10-17-2011, 06:02 PM

My team in the CA Fantasy Hockey is dead last, and not even close to the team directly above.

Mattso3000 · 10-17-2011, 06:13 PM

I have 2 teams doing well...the third I drafted Jamaal Charles and Knowshon Moreno as my RBs. Dead last.

jesseboston81 · 10-17-2011, 06:16 PM

This Sunday I played against Fred Jackson, Ahmad Bradshaw, and Michael Turner--all on the same team. Needless to say, I am now 5-1.

RevSmoke · 10-17-2011, 06:52 PM

I have a league in which I am 0-6. What how can that be you ask? Well, all my guys have played for this week and he has two playing tonight. He is already ahead of me, 94-159. Yes, I will lose this one.

cort · 10-17-2011, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jesseboston81

This Sunday I played against Fred Jackson, Ahmad Bradshaw, and Michael Turner--all on the same team. Needless to say, I am now 5-1.

That sounds horrible

chippewastud79 · 10-17-2011, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

My team in the CA Fantasy Hockey is dead last, and not even close to the team directly above.

I am sitting squarely in the middle, about midway through the season I will make my run to the top and tank in the last month and finish somewhere in the top 12

chippewastud79 · 10-18-2011, 10:40 AM

Just looked at my team for this week, I don't even have enough guys to play, so I am picking up random players to fill voids for bye weeks.

10-17-2011, 02:22 PM	#1
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread Do you have a team full of underachivers? I certainly do currently. My team could mess up a wet dream. Scored a whopping 64 points this week in fantasy football, and that was the best lineup I could have put on their field. Bye week for my big players, Andre Johnson is out with the hamstring. Jason Campbell gets hurt in the 1st half. No touchdowns out of any of my players (for the second time this season). And we play individual defensive players and Dwight Freeney scored 0 points for the 3rd time this season. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-17-2011, 02:39 PM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread Jamal Charles and Steven Jackson were my two starting RBs in one of my leagues. Enough said. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-17-2011, 02:48 PM	#3
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread So far, I'm 0-5. __________________

10-17-2011, 03:04 PM	#4
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread It was a rough week for sure. The td's and yards were way down last week, but this one takes the cake. It's the byes. My team all got hurt. I went from 230 one week to 150 the next and can't seem to recover. I'm waiting on Andre Johnson, too. Fortunately I got Miles Austin back. Just when it was looking up, I checked my schedule next week and half my team are on byes again. If I can one lousy win I'll be in good shape the rest of the way out. I hope. __________________

10-17-2011, 03:12 PM	#5
iamsolitary Still Watching My Back Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: John Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 125 Trading: (1)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread I was projected to win against the person in our league who was 0-5. Then I scored 70 total this week. 2 players w/ 1 point does not help too much.

10-17-2011, 03:15 PM	#7
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread Bye weeks are the worst, particularly when both your QB's are the same week and you pick up Jason Campbell to fill the void. It worked well for 1 quarter. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-17-2011, 03:26 PM	#8
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs. So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-17-2011, 04:16 PM	#10
mkarnold1 Skol Vikings! Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Mark Location: St. Charles, MN Posts: 1,015 Trading: (22)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread Just limit it to that, I'm up by 30 with only Dirty Sanchez left on my opponents team. Although its 25 yds/point and 4/passing TD in my league so he could accrue considerably more than that and still not pass me. __________________ [Help out the troops!

10-17-2011, 05:27 PM	#13
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread both of my teams had a starter on a bye week cause i had no one to replace them. needless to say, I lost both leagues this week. that puts me at 3-3 and 4-2. Can't believe I just lost to a guy with a 1-4 record.

10-17-2011, 06:02 PM	#14
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,304 Trading: (60)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread My team in the CA Fantasy Hockey is dead last, and not even close to the team directly above. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-17-2011, 06:13 PM	#15
Mattso3000 Will ninja for beer Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,842 Trading: (20)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread I have 2 teams doing well...the third I drafted Jamaal Charles and Knowshon Moreno as my RBs. Dead last. __________________ Please Support the Troop Support Contest!

10-17-2011, 06:16 PM	#16
jesseboston81 CC Simple PIF Promoter Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Jesse Location: Londonderry, NH Posts: 2,231 Trading: (41)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread This Sunday I played against Fred Jackson, Ahmad Bradshaw, and Michael Turner--all on the same team. Needless to say, I am now 5-1. __________________ Come play in the CC Simple PIF!

10-17-2011, 06:52 PM	#17
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,849 Trading: (51)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread I have a league in which I am 0-6. What how can that be you ask? Well, all my guys have played for this week and he has two playing tonight. He is already ahead of me, 94-159. Yes, I will lose this one. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

10-18-2011, 10:40 AM	#20
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread Just looked at my team for this week, I don't even have enough guys to play, so I am picking up random players to fill voids for bye weeks. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.