Take Out

Steve · 01-13-2022, 07:07 AM

Last night we ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef!

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

Peeking Duck!!! 🦆

longknocker · 01-13-2022, 07:45 AM

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!

bruceolee · 01-13-2022, 07:47 AM

wah wah waaaaahhhhh!

icehog3 · 01-13-2022, 07:54 AM

Brlesq · 01-13-2022, 08:48 AM

That one quacked me up!

Porch Dweller · 01-13-2022, 08:56 AM

sigsauer · 01-13-2022, 09:02 AM

yum

bruceolee · 01-13-2022, 09:46 AM

my father will love this joke. God bless you!

cmitch · 01-14-2022, 12:52 PM

01-13-2022, 07:07 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Take Out Last night we ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out. I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef! I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ... And there it was ... Peeking Duck!!! 🦆 __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-13-2022, 07:45 AM	#2
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	Re: Take Out Oh!!!!!!!!!!!

01-13-2022, 07:47 AM	#3
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: Take Out wah wah waaaaahhhhh! __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

01-13-2022, 07:54 AM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,251 Trading: (60)	Re: Take Out __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-13-2022, 08:48 AM	#5
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: Take Out That one quacked me up! __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

01-13-2022, 08:56 AM	#6
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,378 Trading: (24)	Re: Take Out __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

01-13-2022, 09:02 AM	#7
sigsauer Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,370 Trading: (63)	Re: Take Out yum

01-13-2022, 09:46 AM	#8
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: Take Out my father will love this joke. God bless you! __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

01-14-2022, 12:52 PM	#9
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Take Out __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.