Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!

tcgintl1 · 07-15-2015, 06:25 AM

THE CIGAR GUYS ARE HIRING EVENT CIGAR AMBASSADORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. Great for Retirees, Students, Disabled*, Veterans, anyone who enjoys cigars, talking to people, and want to make extra money (starting at $40 per hour). You will provide cigars or accompany a live cigar roller to events, wedding, golf tournaments, corporate events and wedding receptions. GREAT EXTRA INCOME!

You usually can smoke cigars, talk to folks and because your the on-site cigar expert, you are a rock star. Unlike the catering staff, our clients often offer us dinner, drinks, etc. What other job can you get paid to smoke cigars, assist new folk with cigars, talk and GET PAID $40 AN HOUR FOR IT???

Check out our website( thecigarguys dot net) to see what we are all about and if you are interested in applying, please contact us through our website!

*must be able to work 2, 3 or 4 hour events with high energy!

T.G · 07-15-2015, 07:02 AM

I would never do this for less than $42.50

Stephen · 07-15-2015, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G

I would never do this for less than $42.50

I'd do it for $40 an hour, but I'd need to be able to bring along my pet rooster. He's quite outgoing and friendly, unless you beat him at checkers. His disposition is less than stellar when he loses at checkers.

AdamJoshua · 02-11-2016, 10:01 PM

I'd do it but I'm much too disabled.

icehog3 · 02-12-2016, 12:03 AM

Hell, I'd do it when I retire in 10+ months. I'll just need to get an e-mail address, and a personality.

Porch Dweller · 02-12-2016, 07:03 AM

I'm glad they specify that you'll only be escorting "live" cigar rollers as the alternative can get rather...smelly.

massphatness · 02-12-2016, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

I'd do it but I'm much too disabled.

I believe the term is differently abled, Adam

Wharf Rat · 02-12-2016, 03:58 PM

These rollers - are they the proverbial, supple thighed virgin or the virgin's garlic breath uncle?

hotreds · 02-12-2016, 04:08 PM

I guess nobody signed up!

jjirons69 · 02-12-2016, 04:09 PM

I know where you can get a job making $40/hr planting tulips.

smokin5 · 02-12-2016, 09:42 PM

"planting tulips"?
Sounds like a euphenism to me,
but what do I know, Midnight Cowboy?

The Poet · 02-12-2016, 09:50 PM

Google tulipomania, and learn that 40 bucks is dirt cheap.

And if somebody sends me five bucks, I'll go smoke a cigar right now.

Brian D. · 02-14-2016, 11:03 AM

Oh how did I miss this? Maybe because going to cigar boards and job hunting never seemed to be two things that could be done at the same time.

shilala · 02-14-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

I'd do it but I'm much too disabled.

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Originally Posted by massphatness

I believe the term is differently abled, Adam

We prefer "Handicapable."
The offer sounds promising, OP. Get with me and we can discuss the nap benefits your firm offers.

AdamJoshua · 02-14-2016, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

I believe the term is differently abled, Adam

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Originally Posted by shilala

We prefer "Handicapable."
The offer sounds promising, OP. Get with me and we can discuss the nap benefits your firm offers.

You say tomato I say potato .. let's call the whole thing off.

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Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,399 Trading: (24)	Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars! I'm glad they specify that you'll only be escorting "live" cigar rollers as the alternative can get rather...smelly. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

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Wharf Rat I'll get up and fly away Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bob Location: Florence, SC Posts: 786 Trading: (7)	Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars! These rollers - are they the proverbial, supple thighed virgin or the virgin's garlic breath uncle?

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hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars! I guess nobody signed up! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars! I know where you can get a job making $40/hr planting tulips. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

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smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars! "planting tulips"? Sounds like a euphenism to me, but what do I know, Midnight Cowboy? __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars! Google tulipomania, and learn that 40 bucks is dirt cheap. And if somebody sends me five bucks, I'll go smoke a cigar right now. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

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Brian D. Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Brian Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,617 Trading: (1)	Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars! Oh how did I miss this? Maybe because going to cigar boards and job hunting never seemed to be two things that could be done at the same time. __________________ Any gathering that includes Elderboy02 is "NKA"-- --No Ketchup Allowed.