You know you are a geek

markem · 03-20-2011, 04:57 PM

You know you live in the age of technology when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just using the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Emailed this to a bunch of friends if you fell for that, and you know you did

Ogre · 03-20-2011, 05:00 PM

Hey, I resemble that remark!!!!!!

kelmac07 · 03-20-2011, 05:13 PM

bobarian · 03-20-2011, 05:40 PM

What's MySpace???

JaKaacH · 03-20-2011, 07:41 PM

I have a few..

Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.

You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting

You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

Your laptop computer costs more than your car

You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.

You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

HollywoodQue · 03-20-2011, 07:42 PM

dunng · 03-20-2011, 07:44 PM

Yes, all of the above...

Skywalker · 03-20-2011, 08:12 PM

Ogre · 03-20-2011, 09:06 PM

Another one:

If you have a Star Wars character or Transformer for your Icon!!!

Sorry guys, I couldnt resist!!!!

markem · 03-20-2011, 09:12 PM

You use google to learn dating techniques

03-20-2011, 04:57 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	You know you are a geek You know you live in the age of technology when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just using the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Emailed this to a bunch of friends if you fell for that, and you know you did __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-20-2011, 05:00 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: You know you are a geek Hey, I resemble that remark!!!!!! __________________

03-20-2011, 05:13 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: You know you are a geek __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-20-2011, 05:40 PM	#4
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: You know you are a geek What's MySpace???

03-20-2011, 07:41 PM	#5
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: You know you are a geek I have a few.. Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma. You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances. Your laptop computer costs more than your car You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

03-20-2011, 07:42 PM	#6
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,122 Trading: (46)	Re: You know you are a geek

03-20-2011, 07:44 PM	#7
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: You know you are a geek Yes, all of the above... __________________ MassHole Banter

03-20-2011, 08:12 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: You know you are a geek __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-20-2011, 09:06 PM	#9
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: You know you are a geek Another one: If you have a Star Wars character or Transformer for your Icon!!! Sorry guys, I couldnt resist!!!! __________________

03-20-2011, 09:12 PM	#10
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: You know you are a geek You use google to learn dating techniques __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx