Snoring

RUNYYFan · 07-03-2014, 02:45 PM

Four friends were all at their usual deer camp for hunting. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns in the cabin assigned to Bob.

Joe slept in the cabin with Bob that night. In the morning he shows up at breakfast with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

Andy takes his turn that night. In the morning, he shows up looking the same way.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.

They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all
night."

With age comes wisdom.

kelmac07 · 07-03-2014, 08:39 PM

Dude Here · 07-03-2014, 08:45 PM

Haha, that's awesome. Gonna have to remember that one.

CigarNut · 07-03-2014, 09:27 PM

Porch Dweller · 07-04-2014, 06:15 AM

pektel · 07-04-2014, 06:18 AM

07-03-2014, 02:45 PM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Snoring Four friends were all at their usual deer camp for hunting. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns in the cabin assigned to Bob. Joe slept in the cabin with Bob that night. In the morning he shows up at breakfast with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." Andy takes his turn that night. In the morning, he shows up looking the same way. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night." With age comes wisdom. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

07-03-2014, 08:39 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Snoring __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-03-2014, 08:45 PM	#3
Dude Here I'm the Dude...Man! Join Date: Oct 2013 First Name: Steve Location: Texas Posts: 671 Trading: (3)	Re: Snoring Haha, that's awesome. Gonna have to remember that one. __________________

07-03-2014, 09:27 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Snoring __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

07-04-2014, 06:15 AM	#5
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,345 Trading: (24)	Re: Snoring __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

07-04-2014, 06:18 AM	#6
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Snoring __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.