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Old 03-08-2009, 11:50 AM   #1
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All I had was a McGriddle and an OJ.

I've been on and off the toilet the last hour.

So much for a quick bite before work. This always happens when I eat there. Today I give up on McDonalds.

McDonalds is dead to me.
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:52 AM   #2
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McDonalds is dead to me.
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:53 AM   #3
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Well at least I know I'm not alone. I try to avoid Mc D's at all cost. Sorry to hear about your Mc toilet experience.
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:53 AM   #4
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Sorry to hear of your problem.
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:55 AM   #5
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last resort food.
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:55 AM   #6
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Thanks for sharing...
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:56 AM   #7
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Same thing always happens to me D. Double cheese burgers are like roto rooter bro.

Go to Wendys.
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Old 03-08-2009, 11:56 AM   #8
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:17 PM   #9
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I'm a BK man myself
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:19 PM   #10
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All I had was a McGriddle and an OJ.

I've been on and off the toilet the last hour.

So much for a quick bite before work. This always happens when I eat there. Today I give up on McDonalds.

McDonalds is dead to me.
My stomach stopped being able to tolerate this stuff many years ago.
It must be at least 10 years since I have visited a McDonald's.
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:23 PM   #11
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You eat crappy junk food and you expected what to happen???
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:23 PM   #12
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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 sandwich (135.0 g)
Amount per Serving
Calories 420 Calories from Fat 198
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 22g 34%
Saturated Fat 7g 35%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 35mg 12%
Sodium 990mg 41%
Total Carbohydrate 44g 15%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugars 15g
Protein 11g 22%
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 8%
Iron 10%
Est. Percent of Calories from:
Fat 47.1% Carbs 41.9%
Protein 10.5%

Do you think it is some critters due to bad handling or a prime example of "highly Nutritious" disease?
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:24 PM   #13
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love me some McDonalds
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:35 PM   #14
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You eat crappy junk food and you expected what to happen???
I'm sure you have NEVER eaten fast food, right Padre?
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:35 PM   #15
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I can only eat McDonald's every now and then. I used to love them, but they have sucked lately. In the Spring/Summer I frequently stop there just to get one of their Sweet Teas
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:38 PM   #16
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Yea I'm not a big Macdonalds fan. Their food seems to be cold and kinda bland
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:56 PM   #17
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Old 03-08-2009, 02:08 PM   #18
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Haven't eaten lunch or dinner food at McDonalds for years and years. A few times a year I indulge in the sausage biscuits and breakfast burritos.
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Old 03-08-2009, 02:15 PM   #19
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Nothing like sitting on the pot all day thanks to Mickey Ds!
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Old 03-08-2009, 02:41 PM   #20
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Sorry for your trouble, bro!

I used to be a fan of the Egg McMuffin... but low-carbin' it these days. If I get anything from a fast food place for breakfast, I head to Hardees and get their low-carb bowl... an amazing amalgum of folded egg omelet with cheese, bacon, sausage... and I think there is ham in there too!

Don't ask me to explain it... I've lost 45 pounds since Nov. 12. My cholestrol is perfect and BP is the envy of my doctor's office.
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