whats to your left...

loki · 09-08-2010, 09:20 PM

say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix
17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix
comcast dvr remote
ps3 controller
netflix dvd
car insurance papers
dvd-rs

yeah i'm pretty much hosed

yourchoice · 09-08-2010, 09:22 PM

My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!

Chingas · 09-08-2010, 09:24 PM

Love the thread!

Pocket knife 1
pocket knife 2
Blade from older pocket knife
Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke!
3 puppies at disposal...
iphone 4
standing ashtray
the laptop i'm using now
Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls
couple lighters, couple cutters
acoustic guitar
side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt
the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD!

Goldie · 09-08-2010, 09:24 PM

An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion.

I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows.

cricky101 · 09-08-2010, 09:25 PM

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM

Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.

GolfNut · 09-08-2010, 09:25 PM

Solid red oak bo staff. We'd be fine.

Chingas · 09-08-2010, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cricky101

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

DAMN!

Starscream · 09-08-2010, 09:33 PM

I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.

688sonarmen · 09-08-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cricky101

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

NCRadioMan · 09-08-2010, 09:41 PM

Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is:

Cell Phone
scissors
2 heavy pens
Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade
3in Case pocket knife
Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds)
and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells

I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway.

cort · 09-08-2010, 09:41 PM

Clowns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

TheTraveler · 09-08-2010, 09:42 PM

My manly fedora and my DD214.

I'll be fine.

XTRazzer · 09-08-2010, 09:49 PM

A window....well, after I crawl over part of a computer desk with a printer....

dwoodward · 09-08-2010, 09:59 PM

5 empty beer bottles, 4 cans of Dust-Off, a Rubiks Cube, and some ****o's for distraction.

neoflex · 09-08-2010, 10:01 PM

I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food.

dwoodward · 09-08-2010, 10:09 PM

I feel bad for the poor guy who has a wall to his left... and zombie death coming to the right.

awsmith4 · 09-08-2010, 10:11 PM

I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make.

MajorCaptSilly · 09-08-2010, 10:25 PM

Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle)
Wallet
Ball point pen
Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it
2 Cell phones
Refrigerator
Refrigerator magnets
Car keys
2 loaves of bread
Portable hard drive
The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs)

MCS

Chainsaw13 · 09-08-2010, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yourchoice

My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!

Just turn around. Problem solved.

Me:
Multimeter
Guitar Capo
TPMS sensor
Korean cookbook
Window film
Roomba vaccum remote
Gift Card for a really nice Italian restaurant
Empty Sancho Panza box
Empty humidor

Oh crap, I'm screwed. I guess I could always buy them a nice dinner.

09-08-2010, 09:20 PM	#1
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	whats to your left... say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now... 25lb maine coon/tabby mix 17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix comcast dvr remote ps3 controller netflix dvd car insurance papers dvd-rs yeah i'm pretty much hosed

09-08-2010, 09:22 PM	#2
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,091 Trading: (36)	Re: whats to your left... My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!

09-08-2010, 09:24 PM	#3
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: whats to your left... Love the thread! Pocket knife 1 pocket knife 2 Blade from older pocket knife Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke! 3 puppies at disposal... iphone 4 standing ashtray the laptop i'm using now Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls couple lighters, couple cutters acoustic guitar side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

09-08-2010, 09:24 PM	#4
Goldie Bring the pain! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Drew Location: Ohio Posts: 808 Trading: (13)	Re: whats to your left... An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion. I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows. __________________ Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#5
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: whats to your left... My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her... __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#6
TheRuckus13 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: whats to your left... Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#7
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: whats to your left... Solid red oak bo staff. We'd be fine.

09-08-2010, 09:33 PM	#9
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: whats to your left... I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay. __________________ Insert quote here.

09-08-2010, 09:41 PM	#11
NCRadioMan Chutney Lovebusciut Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chutney Location: On the shores of Loch Shiel Posts: 4,277 Trading: (66)	Re: whats to your left... Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is: Cell Phone scissors 2 heavy pens Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade 3in Case pocket knife Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds) and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway. __________________ The path to loyalty is trust.

09-08-2010, 09:41 PM	#12
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: whats to your left... Clowns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

09-08-2010, 09:42 PM	#13
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: whats to your left... My manly fedora and my DD214. I'll be fine. __________________ "My life is my own."

09-08-2010, 09:49 PM	#14
XTRazzer Still Watching My Back Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 131 Trading: (1)	Re: whats to your left... A window....well, after I crawl over part of a computer desk with a printer....

09-08-2010, 09:59 PM	#15
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: whats to your left... 5 empty beer bottles, 4 cans of Dust-Off, a Rubiks Cube, and some ****o's for distraction.

09-08-2010, 10:01 PM	#16
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: whats to your left... I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food. __________________

09-08-2010, 10:09 PM	#17
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: whats to your left... I feel bad for the poor guy who has a wall to his left... and zombie death coming to the right.

09-08-2010, 10:11 PM	#18
awsmith4 Simple Pleasures - 2oL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Albert Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 4,602 Trading: (111)	Re: whats to your left... I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make. __________________ Its THIS easy to support our troops

09-08-2010, 10:25 PM	#19
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: whats to your left... Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle) Wallet Ball point pen Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it 2 Cell phones Refrigerator Refrigerator magnets Car keys 2 loaves of bread Portable hard drive The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs) MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?