Retirement q&a

Steve · 01-31-2018, 09:45 AM

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The Never-Ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

CigarNut · 01-31-2018, 09:59 AM

icehog3 · 01-31-2018, 10:33 AM

Retired Robocop.

Don Fernando · 01-31-2018, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Retired Robocop.

Recorded live at Casa Icehog

icehog3 · 01-31-2018, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

Recorded live at Casa Icehog

shilala · 01-31-2018, 01:20 PM

I just made my second pot of coffee.
I got a phone call this morning and my buddy wanted to talk about things that may happen this evening or tomorrow.
I said, "Wait. I have to make coffee and move these chairs. I'm not willing to think past that. Check with me later."

Tio Gato · 01-31-2018, 04:50 PM

Steve.

Love your slippers Tom!

01-31-2018, 09:45 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Retirement q&a Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answers: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answers: The Never-Ending Coffee Break. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-31-2018, 09:59 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Retirement q&a __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

01-31-2018, 10:33 AM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,304 Trading: (60)	Re: Retirement q&a Retired Robocop. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-31-2018, 01:20 PM	#6
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Retirement q&a I just made my second pot of coffee. I got a phone call this morning and my buddy wanted to talk about things that may happen this evening or tomorrow. I said, "Wait. I have to make coffee and move these chairs. I'm not willing to think past that. Check with me later." __________________

01-31-2018, 04:50 PM	#7
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Retirement q&a Steve. Love your slippers Tom! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.