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11-08-2013, 01:01 PM
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Three old men
Three old men are complaining to each other about their morning problems.
One says he gets up at 7 a.m. and it takes hime over a half hour to piss. The second one says he gets up at 8 a.m. and it takes him over an hour to crap. The third says at 7 a.m. he pisses like a horse and by 8 a.m. he craps like a bull. The other two men then ask him what the heck is his morning problem and he responds: I don't get out of bed until 9 a.m.
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11-08-2013, 01:08 PM
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Admiral Douchebag
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Re: Three old men
And we thought you pissin' your pants and me sharting was bad, Carlos....
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11-08-2013, 02:03 PM
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F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Three old men
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