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Old 08-10-2011, 08:45 AM   #1
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Default Dr Seuss Goes To Washington

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan, I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like their smug replies, when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it. nope, nope, nope
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very nice. I am going to send this to my father, he will get a kick out of it.
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Old 08-10-2011, 08:50 AM   #3
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Haha very classy!
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Let's see how long this goes before getting locked!
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:04 AM   #6
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I do not like polictial posts, even when they start as jokes.
I do not like to see friends hate, when all it was, was a small debate.
I do not like to amend our laws, to keep the peace, no win no loss.
I do not like to close a thread, just because of something said.
I do not like to post this here, but read the rules its very clear.
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:05 AM   #7
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I do not like polictial posts, even when they start as jokes.
I do not like to see friends hate, when all it was, was a small debate.
I do not like to amend our laws, to keep the peace, no win no loss.
I do not like to close a thread, just because of something said.
I do not like to post this here, but read the rules its very clear.
Wow you just wrote that? Impressive
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:05 AM   #8
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I do not like polictial posts, even when they start as jokes.
I do not like to see friends hate, when all it was, was a small debate.
I do not like to amend our laws, to keep the peace, no win no loss.
I do not like to close a thread, just because of something said.
I do not like to post this here, but read the rules its very clear.
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:11 AM   #9
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I do not like polictial posts, even when they start as jokes.
I do not like to see friends hate, when all it was, was a small debate.
I do not like to amend our laws, to keep the peace, no win no loss.
I do not like to close a thread, just because of something said.
I do not like to post this here, but read the rules its very clear.
Vary impressive. Go ahead and delete it if you must!!! It was funny while it lasted.
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I'll leave it for the purpose of posterity.
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