Car wreck

Bluetick · 07-25-2011, 09:04 PM

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside
the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and
you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to
get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...

Ogre · 07-25-2011, 09:35 PM

Old joke, but still funny!!!

kelmac07 · 07-26-2011, 06:51 AM

N2 GOLD · 07-26-2011, 11:43 AM

cmitch · 07-26-2011, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluetick

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside
the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and
you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to
get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...

Was he toothless with a flat head?

emopunker2004 · 07-26-2011, 07:17 PM

Bluetick · 07-26-2011, 09:56 PM

Ever read Jokester by Isaac Asimov??? It's in my mind every time I find a new joke.

(short story in Robot Dreams)

07-26-2011, 11:17 PM

Lol this is great!

07-25-2011, 09:04 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Car wreck I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...

07-25-2011, 09:35 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Car wreck Old joke, but still funny!!! __________________

07-26-2011, 06:51 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Car wreck __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-26-2011, 11:43 AM	#4
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Car wreck __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

07-26-2011, 07:17 PM	#6
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Car wreck __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

07-26-2011, 09:56 PM	#7
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Re: Car wreck Ever read Jokester by Isaac Asimov??? It's in my mind every time I find a new joke. (short story in Robot Dreams)

07-26-2011, 11:17 PM	#8
Tyler Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Car wreck Lol this is great!